Dr_Flash_Amazing

Bah! Don't forget crappy service, too! They're worse than Bella Faccia over on Alberta. Although BF seems to have cleaned up their act, but after DFA's first few visits, he was convinced everyone in there was strung out, earning them the new name "Heroin Face." Employee 1 to Employee 2, while DFA stands at the counter, ignored: "Hey, d'you have any CDs?" Employee 3, appearing from the back, in a decidedly out-of-it tone: "I got Ziggy Stardust ..." Employee 2, still apparently ignorant of the starving Doctor: "Yeah, cool ..." Once a few bars of grievous glam synth massaged their poor dope-addled brains, they managed to take DFA's order, albeit with much confusion. Hopeless ... Pizza A-G-G seems to adopt a similarly listless and inattentive style of "service", but they seem more baked than heroined. "Is this your salad ..?" "Uh, no, we didn't order a salad. Still waiting on that Coke, though." "Oh ... yeah. D'you want this salad?" "Maybe it's someone else's and they want it?"

Trask: Your beer of choice for your foray into the realm of blue collars shall be Hamm's (the beer refreshing!). Costing about a nickel more per can than PBR but with a far more refined flavor, yet still weightlessly effervescent, it is the perfect home improvement companion. Pairing well with tacos, burritos, and other easily portable work foods, and easily dispensed from widemouth cans (in 12 or 16 oz. sizes), Hamm's is all you need to get the job done right. Your friend, Dr. Flash "Get drunk at work!" Amazing

That's going to be the great thing about the new Metolius Safe Tech harness with full-strength everythings. You can tie into the damn gear loops, or the leg loop rise adjusters, or that little tab that keeps the rope in place where the webbing comes up from the leg loops. They even designed it so the buckle's good for a couple thou' pounds without being doubled back. Hopefully that rig will save a few busted bones (or worse).

Shtoh? Nyet! Horoshoyeh pivo! Spaceeba!

Nah, Rocky Butt(e) is just that manky. Why not just drive another 15 minutes to Broughton?

Psh! What a Lycra-wearin' sportpussy! Ha, ha! Fag!

Dude, it's SO fucking nice out in PDX right now. You have no idea. Gorgeous indeed. Lunch time!

DFA figured it was a new Slurpee type product!

DFA made a speed ascent of Chain Reaction in 12.7467513 seconds. Check out http://www.lansat.mil/or.htm/sm-rk.htm/dih/chn-rctn/4.27.03.1735 for the satellite image sequence. They capture a surprising amount of detail from so high up. GPS and laser radar-gun readings cross-linked to US Atomic Clock data are available at: http://www.dfaisfastasfuck.com/flash/news.asp Check out the new "DFA Climbs Fast-like!" mugs, mouse pads, and t-shirts, and the "I Wanna Hump DFA's Leg" dog collars and flex-fit ball caps.

Make stuff up!

You've got "G E E K" tattooed across your back in 6" gothic letters, don't you?

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Blue of death!

Ehh, he's just pulled the wool over your eyes with his ba-a-a-ad boy attitude like he's been in the pen or something.

That explains The Trask's perpetually lamb-like demeanor.

Howdy, shoppers! DFA just came across this screamin' deal on Ebay for y'all crack climbin' types. You're welcome.

"All the mountain online for the passionate persons of adventure!"

Get biz on Ebay. There's some deals to be had there if you look around.

Turning of machine power on with using button "POWER" saying. After turning of player videos to on (see with red color light saying energy am using in machine) to pressing "SET TIME" label buttons until light display number are flash six time, proceeding with to push "SET TIME" label button to reach proper day hour setting.

MotherchucKer - The Doctor just followed the instructions on the tube, none of that oven shit. If DFA recalls correctly, it was something like apply the BC, keep the surfaces apart and let it dry for 15 or 20 minutes until it's tacky, then smoosh 'em together and dry overnight. Guten luck, chucK.

You can wreck your shoulders by swimming, sure as you could by climbing. There's no such thing as "low impact". Shit, cycling will give you 'nad cancer. You could try knitting, but that will just give you arthritis and carpal tunnel syndrome. Try TV and Cheetos for a while, that might be safe.

Barge Cement and lotsa pressure all the way. DFA Barged some flapping toe soles on his Alps and weighted 'em with bricks, and the things have survived plenty of river running, approach shuffling, the Outer Space descent, etc. with nary a relapse. Barge Cement is the !

Nice avatar pic, Fejas! "CLEAR YOUR MIND! HIDE YOUR FEAR! DON'T LOOK 'ROUND DON'T TURN AROUND PENNYWISE IS HERE!"

Least your hairline's not receding at a rapid clip. Or is it?

Lummox is flummoxed by the flux redux in the flax hummocks where he fucks oxen and ducks faxes from deluxe lox-locker hockers and talks sex with vexingly buxom vixens after buttocks waxing, but before paying truck taxes to lax hucksters from Starbucks.