Dr_Flash_Amazing

Do they do concept album type shit? Like you gotta hear the whole thing or it doesn't make sense?

But what about the priceless expressions on all the barricade-hugging teenyboppers when they see you flying off the stage right at them and they've got nowhere to move?

OK. Well, DFA is Kazaaing some GSY!BE right now, so we'll see if you're bringing the goods or if you've got your head in the musical toilet. Although, to your credit, at least you're not pushing the latest Top 40 swill. Lessee, we got 'Drugs in Tokyo', 'Gathering Storm', and 'Lift Your Skinny Fists ...' . The first seems to be about 30 seconds of atonal violin noise and random thundery sound fx. Verdict: The second seems to be painfully slow piano plunking laid over random voices, etc. Oh, and maybe somebody poking at a keyboard? Verdict: And now for the third track, we have ... what's this? More keyboard/piano, and some faint trumpet (?), but it seems to be coalescing into an actual song (!). Some guitar ... man, it's sooooo sloooowwwww. Violins, now, but still really slow. It's the aural equivalent of waking up from anesthesia, but sans the euphoric morphinated buzz. Verdict: actual music this time, but still Oh, wait, there's some drums coming in now, but overall it sounds like the soundtrack to some kind of sappy romance film. That's some snooty high-concept art music you're into there, Fence-o. Whatever turns your crank, though.

You know, it really takes all the fun out of baiting someone when they don't take the bait. Thanks alot.

Aren't you the one who was trying to spread that neo-hippie bluegrass plague in some other thread? Go light up some Nag Champa and fondle your String Cheese Incident bootlegs and space out on some really out-there jams or some shit. Leave that which rocks to those of us with enough taste to discern it, you arrhythmic drum-circling crystal lover.

No one ever started up a venue-sized circle pit at a drum 'n' bass show, and no one stage dives on ecstasy. Need more be said?

Boy, Trask, DFA would never have expected you to go Biblical, but it's nice to see you've got the right idea. Go get 'em, slugger!

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Gah! He's got the SAOWS! Stay back!

Bah! He's all hopped up on prescription goofballs. He's probably lucky if he can make it to the bathroom without stopping and talking to the house plants. Dr. Flash Amazing is unconcerned.

Good call! Maybe on the freeway ...

More than a li'l piece, seeing as he's prob'ly gonna be on it when it pops!

Mt. Saint

That movie was fuggin' B-A-D bad! "Cru's gonna skip the SAT so he can race Helltrack!"

Looks like something that might be amusing to the sort of bloodthirsty half-wit who thinks that violence and killing are the only way to solve anything.

In you best head-tilted-to-one-side-as-you-squint-through-your-glass-eye tone of mild investigative befuddlement: "So ... you're saying that this -- what was it? -- this 'butt douche', if I have it right ... you're saying that this is actually ... now, help me out here; I'm just trying to get the whole story ... that it's actually what they would call an 'enema'? That's fascinating, Mr. Trask; simply fascinating. But, if you'll forgive me, I just have ... well, it's just, there's one more thing, here, that I just can't figure out about this butt ... this, ah, let me just look at my notes, here ... this, ah 'enema', as you say ..."

Please, no! The wounds are still too fresh!

right from the horses mouth people!

Guns don't kill people; the curious children of people who insist that they need an armory's worth of deadly weapons all over the house kill people (usually each other). Hope yours isn't next, gunwhores!

Hey, man, don't draw so much attention to that shit! People might get the idea that Dr. Flash Amazing says shit like that on purpose just to see what kind of reaction it gets!

http://www.climbinganchors.net/knots.html has got some good info, and the diagrams kick arse.

Hard to imagine that teenagers who are into the latest climbing fad could actually be nice people. Next thing you know, sport climbers are going to turn out not to be self-absorbed egotistical pocket-chipping media-whore spray-hounds! ... nahhh!

Fucking A right it is. Didn't have the patience to find the frightened-looking skull with the exclamation mark over it, but maybe if things get superboringasfuck it might happen.