Dr_Flash_Amazing

Kazaa, perhaps? Also; no renters/homeowner's insurance? Or is your deducty too high? Bummer, anyway.

Trench warfare dug in deep brutal, bloody no retreat American dead better than red another politician with a debt on his head Bodies ripped covered in shit napalm blitz the city is lit bombs blast mustard gas throat slash truncheon smash HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ANOTHER STORY 'BOUT ANOTHER DEAD AMERICAN! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ANOTHER STORY 'BOUT ANOTHER DEAD AMERICAN! ONE MORE STORY 'BOUT A DEAD AMERICAN! Blitzkrieg flames buildings ablaze killings fields where the bodies decay Torture racks machine gun cracks never surrender it's an all-out attack Money whores open sores plan quiet wars behind closed doors Clandestine games human remains cyanide, GENOCIDE HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ANOTHER STORY 'BOUT ANOTHER DEAD AMERICAN! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ANOTHER STORY 'BOUT ANOTHER DEAD AMERICAN! ONE MORE STORY 'BOUT A DEAD AMERICAN!

Lummox, you're a genius, you fuckin' idiot. Strong work, boyo; truly a top-shelf solution!

So does everything else; welcome to life. Crack open a beer, siddown and suffer along with the rest of us. Ugh.

Oops, you totally already left, huh? Drive safely!

You've either never been to Joe's Valley or you're trying to keep the crowds there down by being a fucking liar. Joe's Valley is the shit, the bomb, the butter, the dojah, the kind, the goods, all that and a bowl of grits bag of chips your mama's hips. So much fucking better than Ibex, let's not even get DFA started on that angle, 'cause it's just like , nahmean? Dru's giving bad beta, so don' listen to him. Also, Joe's is a retardedly far drive for a weekend. You're gonna spend two full days driving for one day of climbing? Lay off the crack, hoss. Take up the G-Tim's generous offer of Bendage and sample the dopey Central O boulderama. Well worth the 5-hour drive from SeaWA, and you'll actually get to boulder for more than five minutes.

This question has been slowly rendered more and more obsolete as shoe companies use shaped, precision fit designs that maximize your foot's strength and hug your feet, allowing a high degree of performance with a minimum of foot mangling. DFA has been very pleased with all the La Sportiva shoes cut on the Miura last (the Miuras, the Mistrals - R.I.P. , and the Cobras). They're comfy enough to leave on for an hour or so at a time for bouldering (more so the velcros and slippers; the lace ups are a bit stiffer and so slightly less comf' for the long term), yet also climb like little hot rods for those tough sends. Perhaps if you're trying to climb 5.14, you might need to fit 'em a little more cripplingly-tight so you can stand on shadows and obscure invisibilities, but for most of us mortals, a snug fitting performance shoe will be more than adequate. Best of both worlds. All of the Doctor's shoes are the same size, which works out just fine.

FDA?

Fuckin' lonely out there, too!

According to Elton John, it's cold as hell, but who knows how trustworthy he is.

Just answer the fucking question, Gumby.

What's "short eyes", kidswapper?

Nonsense, you know-nothing neanderthal nitpicker. Now nix the naysaying and naughty-NARCing, nerd.

Challenge for Trask: make one post without referring to gay and/or anal sex, farm animals, substance abuse, lesbians, S&M, underwear, firearms, minorities, Cooper, groping, strippers, bodily fluids, prostitutes, or Dr. Flash Amazing. Your move, chief.

"Yes, hello, Portland Police Department? Yeah, hi, this is Dr. Flash Amazing calling, and -- what's that? Oh, fine thanks; sure, tell them to stop by whenever, and -- what? Oh, no, the judge said he took care of that. Anyway -- no, really, it's all good. Anyway, we've got some kind of molester or pervo type here on the cascade climbers website, and -- no, it's not Trask this time, strangely enough -- yes, a plague would be a good way to describe him, but it's a different guy this time. Maybe if you could get your internet vice guys on it, that'd be great. Yeah, well, anyway, thanks much. Toodle-oo!"

This is some type of geek thing, isn't it? A science thing?

Is cascadeclimbers.com not a veritable goldmine of down-to-earth, levelheaded wisdom, insight, and sage advice? What are you getting at, anyway?

http://www.livefreakydiefreaky.com Hmmm ...

Or for a teenage twenty-something, for that matter.

Shit, with Trask's bad haircut, chubby physique, and ambiguous gender, he should fit right in! Trask = Pat Oh yeah, well AlpineK's mamma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection. Damn!! Trask = desperate, pathetic, compulsive masturbator?

Enema? Didn't we cover this in another thread a couple days ago?

Gah, he needs something far more obnoxious than that. Give him this shopping list for his filesharing network of choice: Rancid, NOFX, Anti-Flag, Operation Ivy, Screeching Weasel, Avail, Bouncing Souls, Minor Threat, Pennywise, and maybe the Transplants (although not the Doctor's top pick, the kids seem to like some rap in their rock these days, and they say "fuck you" alot ).

Voice of experience, Mr. Smalldickovercompensatingclosetcase?

Has he discovered punk rock yet? There's truly nothing like having a bunch of fast, loud music that speaks to exactly how you feel to listen to. And what better way to get your aggros out than screaming along at top volume to your favorite outcast anthems and diving into the mosh pit with a bunch of like-minded miscreants? Good, healthy outlet.

Shit, with Trask's bad haircut, chubby physique, and ambiguous gender, he should fit right in!