Well, D-Dog won't show up and talk, since everyone will make fun of him for his passion for bestiality and financial scams.
From film I've seen, all of Dean Potter's falls while-free-soloing-and-wearing-a-chute have been staged, faux falls that are really about pushing out and getting into position, intentionally bailing out, a much edgier launch site for base jumping. Not that there is anything wrong about that, any more than that his free solos of hard cracks are relentlessly rehearsed and thoroughly annotated with tick marks that define hand and position, its just that he omits these details in all descriptions of how rad he is.
He didn't fall on the Eiger either, and he wasn't on the classic North Face, but rather a steep limestone 600' tall sport route on the far right side of the lower face. Though he described it as the Eiger Nordwand, it didn't seem he needed to wear anymore clothing than a pair of shorts. Hey, I'm not saying that freesoloing 5.12+ isn't impressive as hell and a serious undertaking, but inflating your achievements beyond what wild thing you've done is total bullshit.
See, here's the N Face of the Eiger. He traversed in from the right and climbed route 28.