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You should reply that you have trademarked "Doug" and request that he either cease and desist or forward all income he has made using your trademarked intellectual property. Better yet, tell him he should present his case here, and we will provide third party mediation. You know, you might actually make money with a "Doug is a Douchebag" tee shirt.

Actually Dru, wouldn't that be Culbert 4th class?

Ask Snowbyrd, she was supposed to be helping him with the project.

I think he spends more time on Ascensionist these days Jay, you just haven't been holding the conservative banner up in an inflammatory manner lately, you prick. While that last bit may have been totally uncalled for, I just wanted to illustrate your point.

C'mon Squiddy, what we really want is a picture from right after that incident with the rope and your teeth!

I figured something like that, that's why I enjoy trotting out that old fart back-in-the-day bullshit, just about my only claim to fame. I'm looking forward to when I can achieve the status of "Oh look, it's so cute, he's so old but he still tries to climb!" Fred tells me the chicks really dig that jive.

Ditto what Mike said.

Well, I didn't exactly expect a serious reply, but thanks!

How do you know about this bullshit? What is it you do for a living anyway, hmmmm?

Yep, I've been stuffing other crap into the envelopes for awhile, but I'm not convinced it does much aside from entertain myself. I expect they've got some sorting machine that kicks out any fat or seriously overweight envelopes since it's unlikely to be a dutiful response to their come-on. It does move a little crap out of my recycle bin though. I actually got the idea from my local post office. They told me that unfortunately I could not just tape the reply envelope to a big rock anymore, but I could put anything I wanted in the envelope and fill it as much as I could, as long as it was not a hazardous substance that was illegal to mail. I figured that meant used coffee grounds were okay. They also said don't worry about wasting the Postal Service's time, they need the work.

Sorry Mr. K, it's not demonizing. I've actually heard folks on the right say they "want to fuck up the ragheads." On the other hand, I've also heard people on the left say "try the amethyst, purple is a very high vibration."

I noticed "democracy" was a word that did not appear anywhere in Bush's inauguration speech. I had no idea there were 56 million subaru driving liberals in Fremont, that Seattle traffic mess makes a little more sense now.

I straightened out the dates for you.

I was reading the index and saw the title of this thread and thought, "Hey, doesn't that belong in Spray?" Turned out it was already there!

Good to know that even Encylopedia Brown has an off day now and then.

It's so entertaining to misread things. I was sure Sobo's apology to Loose Brie said "Sorry for barfing in on you like that" Alas, as usual, reality is much more mundane.

I once had that TR show up when I googled "lummox" I don't believe Mark is our own dyspeptic poster named Lummox though.

My condolences to the mechanics and passengers.

In 1974 this was the hardest route I'd ever done, and my first 5.9 -- Too bad it's only 5.8

I had to go hunting, but I found it: start here I don't think either Kainsacad or RikRik ever showed up around here after this.

Probably wouldn't spoon with you either, huh. Does anyone else remember that thread where the two people who met here went to squamish and had some sort of meltdown, and raged at each other online about how much each other sucked and were incapable of climbing what they said they could? It was one of the most awesome hissy fits here ever...

Cool, The Nigerian Scam has been so successful (2nd largest industry in that country) that now they've started franchising!

First the good news: you broke your one date wonder curse. The bad news is you had to take up Karaoke to do it. May I suggest "I am Woman" by Helen Reddy? I am woman, hear me roar In numbers too big to ignore And I know too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've heard it all before And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna keep me down again

Could be worse.... you could be a capon

I'm gonna guess Chimney Rock in Idaho...