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So, if I understand you correctly, your conclusion is that marines=gay?

ahh, hence your old tagline "I'm a bug!"

Initially, I was impressed to see a politician actually admit to making a mistake, but then I see that Olds, the one quoted as saying "we made a mistake" was opposed to the statement from the beginning, so really she's saying "mistakes were made, but not by me" which is just par for the course in politics.

Rob, I think you're sufficiently immersed, you're dripping on our carpets.

Fuckin' Leroy, tell him he's breakin' his momma's heart if he don't visit.

Lotta tit talk around here these days. Anyone else remember the old Steve Martin stand up routine where he declares, "I could never be a woman. I'd just stand in front of a mirror and play with my tits all day."

I don't think doubles are a great cragging system, but they're useful sometimes for longer routes & alpine stuff. We used them on Dreamer last summer and didn't experience any rope drag whatsoever, that was kind of nice. Handy for routes where you need a rap line anyway, but the tag line system cman describes does the same thing with the simplicity of a single line lead. Oh, and I've never fallen on doubles, so I have no idea how that goes. First time I ever saw them used cragging was Russ Clune leading some slanting 5.12 thing on Goosehead on Mt Lemmon. The bolts were pretty close, so he could take one line and clip the next bolt while the other rope was essentially tight to the bolt at his waist. No annoying fear of a longer fall while pulling up the rope loop to clip. I've never seen a route with less fall potential.

Yeah, I've probably lowered everyone's quality of life by deleting your brilliant pearl of humor, laughing at tony.henley's spelling. Aren't you the guy who also made the lame snappy comeback to Jon when he pointed out that there's no spray in that forum? For the record, it appears that tony.henley is who he says he is, and is definitely not Arc/Divot/Crampon/Icefall.

Ahh, now I understand your point. I didn't get this from your rude defamation of the woman unaware of her new public status, but now that you spell out what you actually think about it, I can't say I disagree with you. Maybe you thought you were being clear with your intentions, but I assure you that thinking other people are mind readers is another surefire way to fuck up a relationship. So tell me Karnak, is this also the subtext of Raindawg's lighter version of denigration of total strangers? 111, you should take Muffy's sage advice offered up awhile back and come clean with her, or I assure you no good can come of this. You should also show her that photoshopped version, that is actually funny.

Jmace, I'm guess that the weekend started a little early, eh?

I thought this thread was your application to Graduate School. You've certainly come to the right place.

Does anyone else remember the "50 ways to leave your lover" thread or the disastrous family thanksgiving TR? This one has that sort of possibility too, complete with the trembling lower lip while pleading for moderator intervention in one's ill advised google searchable excessively public brouhaha.

Yeah, that place is just one big hopper, and you'll find vicious political infighting cheek by jowl with a first person account of the FFA of Astroman. As a moderator, I'm less tightly wrapped about spray in this forum, unless you're being an asshole. I'm pretty intolerant of it in Climbing Partners, Newbies, and anyone's TR of anything. I'll occasional bunt some thread from here in the Climber's Forum down to Spray where it really wants to be anyway. Like, say, maybe a thread featuring nudie pics of your wife dangling from the lighting valence?

Is this an excerpt from that new calendar, Drywall Nudes?

Damn Will, you're cute!

I'm sure you and I aren't the only ones who recently wondered that.

And I'm thanking you for that.

Sorry, but that's old time Libertarian dogma, Ron didn't invent it. His anti abortion stance is quite Republican though.

PC, you're making it really difficult to decide which of the two of you is more hardcore. Dariousness, I think you overrate the value of the sex you won't be bringing to the endeavor, 20 year olds aren't half as good at fucking as they think they are.

I have some brush that needs clearing, but I'm not sure I can wait a year.

What was the first thing Jesus Christ said when they pulled the nails from his hands and pulled him down from the cross? "THE FEET THE FEET THE FEEEEET!"

Well Linkster, between this one and that article about the woman who's given up sex, you're in fine form today.

I don't get your point Raindawg, are you saying that sport climbers are skinny and talented?

plate of shrimp

I've always preferred to bike in flats rather than heels.