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Does anyone remember what this thread was about?

Why would someone be a vegan when there are so many tasty animals out there? Anyway, I'll have my daughter collect some slugs and we'll bbq them for ya. Do the Gardenburger people make a "Garden-horsecock"? [ 07-01-2002, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

No, dude, it's a processed, preserved meat product that is a tasty trail snack. As an added benefit, it contains a large amount of protein that a body needs during the exertion commonly experienced during strenuous hiking, climbing, or skiing. Horsecock...'cause Fred Beckey can't be wrong.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Sure greg, but it would cost you Iain, I'd do your laundry for free Horsecock is legal tender in the land of Greg

quote: Originally posted by sk: I will forgive you this time... but when I am gone for a week, you better know where I am and miss me Isn't that JK's job? If we have to know where you are and miss you, will you come over do a week's worth of laundry, dishes, and cleaning just like you'll have to do at your house?

It's Canada Day, Dru is out with the rest of Canada trying to figure out if Canada is actually a country, or just the red-headed stepchild of the United States.

quote: Originally posted by sk: he is sooooo hard core, I can not allow myself to go. i would fall madly in love and go about calling myself sk twight. then I would dissapear into the mountains with only a pocket full of gu, never to be seen again Mark makes lots of girls "GU'y"

Did that guy buy an ice axe to scrape his windshield in the winter, as well? SMC Shuksan..."it 'chops' through ice faster... " [ 07-01-2002, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

quote: Originally posted by sk: I never spank my children. I don't know, Iain and I were pretty bad...

In an effort to keep it "real" and "alpine", Mark only allows GU and weak, lukewarm tea to be served at his slide shows.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Damn it you two... you scared steamer off before he told me where I can climb in Nevada City California... have to go... I will explode if I don't climb. You two are in so much trouble NOW!!!!! Ooooooh. Come on, sk, spank me...HARD!!!

quote: Originally posted by trask: i'm afraid of mt. si scot'terx tells me it's overrun with cougars You're safe as long as you are not carrying any horsecock . Trask, I thought the only thing you climbed was out of your Barcalounger for another beer and more pork rinds. Greg W

quote: Originally posted by jobe: I'm only 18 so... Kids today! Nice climbing at any age, good job. Greg W

Motorized vehicles are aid.

For some reason, two people (fellow cc.com'ers) have asked me this question on some recent outings. Does anyone know? Twisted inquiring minds are curious. Greg W

Don't know, I just wanted to contribute to this thread as it will surely be lengthy. And I hope Scott still gets an e-mail notification with each post.

Ask Mike Adamson, the Tooth is his obsession.

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: Climb DUrt. it's way more interesting....and zero ethics hassles! Bolts don't stay and no one can tell if you chipped the holds!!

quote: Originally posted by sk: quote:Originally posted by sk: NO WAY I might reconsider if there were some sort of compensation Oh, don't worry; the Caveman will give you what you need, baby!! ...Horsecock, what all chics want.

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: i, for one, love climbing in the rain. there are definitely distinct advantages to doing so, and if you can send a mid-10 granite slab in this weather, you can probably send a dry slab anywhere! if anybody's up for hitting up some slippery wet slopes , let me know. i wanna go climbing - weather be damned!!! Slow traffic in the store, today?

Has anyone heard from mtnrngr (aka, duane)? Is he off serving his country, or what? Just curious and hope he's safe. Greg

I've seen him throttle a snafflehound to death, stuff it in a crack that was too big for our largest cam, clip a draw to it and go...No shit, man.

At last, we find Dan Larson's long-lost brother!! Greg

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: [laconic: expressing much in few words. verbose: expressing little with many words] Hey, those were on my word-of-the-day toilet paper this morning, too!!