Greg_W

Highlander; I don't see you can truly title this thread as a TR since there is no mention of cougar threat or the quality of horsecock eaten on the route. Good Job! Greg W

What's the rotation for next week? A bit early to start discussing, but with the holiday weekend I figured what the heck. I would like to lobby for an Everett or Snohomish Pub Club. There are some of us up this way and maybe we could get Trask to crawl out of his cave!!

What type of gear? Softgoods or hardware? I love my Mtn Hardware & Moonstone 3-ply Gtex. Arc'teryx makes a bombproof pack. Black Diamond seems to hit a homerun every time with their hardware (rock pro, etc.). Guinness makes great stout. My $.02

quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: Please be nice to me I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED As I've said before, Dan, you cannot continue to seek the acceptance of others in an effort to make up for the lack of love you experienced as a child. Put on some classical music, read a book on Feng Shui (sp?) and look inward. Don't bother taking Yoga, it appears you are already flexible enough to get your head up your ass.

Tell the ranger you are with the Mountaineers and he will understand why you have a huge pack for a day trip to SCW. "A Thermarest is the 11th Essential, I swear!"

Are you sure you're not confusing crows with ravens? I've heard that ravens have some spiritual/metaphysical meaning.

To be fair to Scot'teryx, he'll probably figure out a sneaky avatar to mask his identity and get back on the board. I'm guessing it will be something like this: Scot'agonia or Scot'tzl or Scot'sideResearch. Anyone have any others that he may try and use? Eat it Scot'tool

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: quote:Originally posted by trask: [QB]Capt. -- Forget climbing. Let's drink all weekend and give some bootie the pleasure of our company and fine physiques. We are sexy beasts and much in demand !QB] HA HA HA HA HA HA ... LOL ... ROFL ... HA! You are obviously a reclusive wannabe who works as a store clerk to mask your fear of entering the world on your own terms...Or you might be a genius, who knows? Spray on!!

quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: quote:Originally posted by Son of Caveman:

quote: Originally posted by RURP: This is RURP: Kick off the Scott guy who wrote this about someone's five year old son on the "Bolt Clipping" talk: "Your kid got tired? What a freakin wussie - maybe he was bleeding from the crotch as well, must have been time to change his panties." Moderators: Kick him off for good in the manner of Agent Orange who previously posted the most revolting attempt at "humor" I have ever read, likewise abusive to small children. Kick him off now. Do it. DO IT NOW!!! The limits of spray have been far exceeded. RURP has spoken!!! Or spam the hell out of his site, www.nwog.org What a dickhead; can someone come up with a graemlin for that? Greg W

I finally read both accounts in their entirety, thanks for posting them on your site, Mike. "Bloody boots...Bloody feet...flesh hanging off ankles"? WTF!!! Haven't they heard of decent bootfitters? I can't believe that this gaper fucked up his feet a second time. I do gaper things, but I think I learn my lessons. And a 60-lb pack? He needs a stern talking-to from the Caveman, king of lightweight shit.

quote: Originally posted by sk: fat crack...I love it.... I knew you and Trask had something goin'...

quote: Originally posted by trask: i think the capt. might like to hook up witcha shoot him a pm Allison and the Capt. travelling in a car - now that's a reality TV show I would watch!

Two tin cans and LOTS of string. Leave one can at the trailhead and let out string as you go. Low-tech and water-resistant.

Dude, 12-gauge is overkill. With a pellet gun at least you salvage some meat for Buffalo Crow Wings!!

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: Yea, GregW and I just got hammered again before a big climb this weekend. We smoked out at about 10, 11, and 12 thousand feet both on the way up and down. Good thing were aren't one of those NERDS like this guy and that Scoteryx dude. Oh, can I get a shout out for some HORSECOCK! Love Texy Here you go Tex: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!! Yea, we looked like a locomotive chugging up that mountain!

Also, when buying a Ford make sure you get the heated tailgate option. This way, when it breaks down and you have to push it your hands won't get cold.

AP: That's pretty harsh, dude. I think people are trying for a kinder, gentler cc.com. Why would anyone want to attack people from a state where the biggest ice formation is a county fair sno-cone?

...Or flogging the dolphin?

quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: Why do you care so much Greg?. Same reason I look at a train wreck when I drive by. quote: If you want to be a part of #5 let me know.Don't have adequate skill-set for that yet, thanks though. Carry on, nothing to see here... Greg W

quote: Originally posted by sk: I don't think I would want to have dinner with Harmon any way... Why not? I am sure he would heat up your very own Swanson Hungryman Dinner, you wouldn't have to share.

Wife upped the Zanex on you again, Trask? You're sounding pretty mellow.

Heard from some people last week that the ranger station is making the Snow Lakes trail sound like a windfall horror-show. IMO it wasn't THAT bad, it's a short section and work crews have cleaned it up some. Still the way to go, as opposed to via Asgard.

quote: Originally posted by scot'teryx: Because I grew up Relax, you're too young to be a crusty, intolerant prick (I checked). Have one and chill. Greg W

quote: Originally posted by iain: smart dogs taste frighteningly like real hotdogs but you'd have to have like six of them to equal one helping of horsecock. I hate eating those turkey dogs, I don't think I could stomach a non-meat dog.