Greg_W

Ray; When are we having another "strong-arm" Eastside pub club?

quote: Originally posted by trask: more like chronic hemroid No wonder people keep trying to apply that white cream to my head!!! Bite it Trask, you internet whore!

Cool, I'm a Chronic Gumby!

Classic, Trask. I am honored that you would post such a socially relevant musical creation on a post named after me! You rock, you non-climbing, sheep-lovin', backwoods dude! (I mean that in the nicest way ) Greg W

How 'bout: Divas in Darrington Poontang in Peshastin Skanks in Skaha This one has endless possibilities...Anyone? Greg W

The Saccharine Trust: Apparently you have spent too much time listening to your own loud-ass music to get AlpineK's point. If you don't have experience with new routes, bolting, etc. it is hard to contribute intelligently to this topic/troll. Notice that when Erik called Richard Noggin out, Richard Noggin didn't respond to refute Erik's accusation. This is obviously a major troll. Advice: continue to lurk and shut the fuck up. AlpineK seems to know who you are and he's been around long enough on this website that he's probably right; stick to hiking and 5.4 sport climbs. Greg W [ 07-25-2002, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

This does work. Also, I bitch about oppression and being kept down by the MAN!!! If you threaten racism, people will do all sorts of shit for you.

Carolyn; Expect visitors in the dead of night. The chair is against the wall. Actually, I did get through to the site. Pictures look good, and all I can say is that you look really sexy in fifty pounds of fleece!! Greg

"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!" Sorry, I couldn't resist the Brady Bunch flashback. Greg W

I agree with Iceguy, R&D is very fun for the easy grade. Pro everywhere. Climb it early or late in the day, though; could get hot.

quote: Originally posted by trask: I AM a sexy beast. All that hair on your back makes you a beast but probably disqualifies you from the sexy bit!!

They make strawberry newtons, now, too. They're tasty but have more seeds than the fig variety.

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Speaking of fixed ropes...are those ropes still hanging up on The Tooth? There were two abandoned (?) ropes hung on The Tooth two weeks ago today. They weren't stuck or nuthin'. What was up with that? I think someone is working on a new solo aid line; real, real sick kine. Might be Capt. or Adamson - they love the Tooth.

Okay, this is starting to piss me off. Why can't a guy eyeball some Minnesota alpine booty? Post the pics on cc.com, there, Carolyn. Maybe I miss the look of those homespun midwestern girls, who knows. As a sidenote, Carolyn, we at People's Front for Snafflehound Protection are currently scouting sites for a Snafflehound Sanctuary and have included Minnesota on our short list. Would you be interested in hosting a small contingent of snafflehounds for an indeterminate amount of time? Please let us know, snaffles need our help. Greg W

quote: Originally posted by sk: you all are so bad, here I am being on my best behavior... and this is what I get It has been my experience that when you are on your best behavior you get spanked the hardest, so go ahead and be bad. What's the point?

quote: Originally posted by sk: Good question... I had a two story playhouse that my dad built that hosted more than one grownup party... no arberist was needed though That sounds like it should be over in the "Forbidden Partners" thread.

quote: Originally posted by sk: suggestion- build a tree house. If I remember corectly they are much fun...even for grownups Do you need an arborist to build you a treehouse, or could you have a carpenter do it?

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: i don't need no smelly dates! No, honey, your date would be the "smell-er", YOU would be the "smell-ee". Get it?

Maybe you could offer the pack AND a date for the $280. Of course, the date would be dutch since you'd be flush with $280. Also, prospective buyers might want to know what the "lawgoddess" smell is like; this might enhance value. Greg W

Found a partner. Stear clear of the Chevy boomin' out the latest hate-whitey rap music, we're sporting 9's and not afraid to use 'em.

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: dude she's right there, black hair, pink tank-top...try again. OOOOOOOOOOOHHH! Stop teasing me, I still can't get that cheap-ass yahoo thing to work. Tell me she's not wearing tight shorts, too! OH, OH, yeeeaaah! Whew, I need a cigarette!

quote: Originally posted by erik: by the way trask, when we gonna hit erie....near your house.....gregw and i can stop by sunday or friday.....throuw down some routes beers and if greg's wife allows some chicas!!!! What's Trask going to do? Be official beer toter? He could bring a laptop and cellular hookup, then he could post some third-person spray about the sick lines we're flashing!!! Greg W

Initially drawn in by the chance to see a actual, real-life Minnesota-type hottie, the website is unavailable. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Just had to rant, I'll keep trying. Gotta love those Minnesota chics with their parka tanlines Greg W

AlpineK; Can you carve my trees into a replica of the Muir Hut for my bud-friendly climbing buddies?

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: But, I should mention that he did a great job on the trees for a decent price. Did he make them look like giraffes and dinosaurs and stuff?