Greg_W

quote: Originally posted by hollyclimber: of course one post can piss someone off, but it does take 800 posts in a short period of time to ensure complete annoyance. I smell a catfight. Anyone giving odds?

No one that has seen the joy on a small child's face when they receive a snafflehound pup on Christmas morning can doubt the selfless devotion that Tex has toward his profession. Shame on you bastards who would dare to think that we could/would exploit the loveable snafflehound for such base motivations as greed or world domination... Greg W Executive V.P., PETS Global, Universal, Inc.

quote: Originally posted by erik: tex, i am calling you out. i soon will finnish my expoese' piece for 'horsecock & lice' ragazine. the truth is out there and i intend to find it. your blanket group PETS is just another subsiduary of the American Recreation Coalition. your snaffles feed into the trail demo fee. i will stop the madness. i see through your smoke and mirrors! I believe you, sir, are a government plant!!!! Your rhetoric smacks of Larry the Tool-style intimidation. We at PETS are a legitimate snaffle-rights group, check with the State. Greg W Washington State Representative of PETS Int'l., Worldwide, Inc.

Erik, You have Tex all wrong. Tex is only trying to help the snafflehound population avoid mass media exploitation as their plight becomes more well-known due to increased travel into their locales. Tex is doing for snaffles what Sir Edmund Hillary did for the Sherpas in the Himalaya. Along with helping snaffles learn to cope with their increasing notoriety, he is raising awareness among our youth. I am sure he is expounding upon JK & SK's children the joys and struggles of the snaffle population. See this and more in "Texplorer: Behind the Snaffle", coming in October, on the Discovery Channel. (See your independent cable provider for availability.) Greg

If nothing has fallen off yet, he's probably not contagious.

quote: Originally posted by sk: 5.10c crux that was SPANKING me on sunday I wear a size 10c shoe, can I spank you this sunday?

quote: Originally posted by avypoodle: OS is 5.10 now? It'll be downgraded once Victor bolts it.

Better than the self-portrait in yours.

quote: Originally posted by avypoodle: no, all that fat makes your ass look big. Not seeing too much fat there. But a Braille inspection is necessary to make sure

...or climbing Mt. Lawgoddess, from the way it sounds!!

"More than a mouthful and you're risking a sprained tongue." - Weird Science

quote: Originally posted by Dru: are you saying your jugs are crimps? Can we get some route photos?

...And pestering strangers for bud!!

quote: Originally posted by Stefan: I really don't understand, and I find the thread confusing. No wonder, you're a product of the Auburn school system. (Spray is just talking smack or trash-talking)

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Yeah if they cant take a joke bring it on then. I can fight better than I can climb Isn't horsecock fighting illegal in most states? Or is that just cock fighting?

Here's the "classics" version of Erik's book: Get on Beaten Path. Take a Left off Beaten Path Head uphill Stop when you can no longer go up Take joyful summit photo Follow principal gully down Don't worry Erik, I won't screw you out of the residuals at contract time. [ 07-10-2002, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

What about pictures of climbers that are at least 15-20 years old in your updated guidebook? Or pictures of you climbing an area classic as a teenager?

You forgot the 5.8 no-pro chimney above the 5.7 questionable pro LFC

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Finally, bring a big chainsaw and cut out the big log on the approach road for us. What's the legality here? Since I live right down the road, I have been thinking about taking that log out after work one day. I don't know if special rules apply due to the watershed thing, or what. Anyone know? With a little work, that road could be passable again. Greg

Roger; We have launched an exhaustive educational campaign (mainly giving away free horsecock) in an effort to prevent/change the "shoot, shovel, and shutup" attitude in North Dakota. Greg

SIGN ME UP!!!!!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: the victory of volume over content Kinda like the Twinkie! Greg

quote: Originally posted by trask: all y'all eat balls Stop trying to sweettalk your way into a date, fag.

Nothin', how's it going? This thread is about to go the way of your namesake thread. Climb back under your rock.

"Muir on Saturday" here we come....