ivan

"i like you dude - i like your style; there's just one thing - do you have to use so many curse words?" "what the fuck are you talking about?"

fuck! this occured to me whilst at the gym 2night as the most currently relevant and therefore amusing - come home to find i was scooped by a lousy fawking canuck (speaking of unworthy adversaries)! "the man in the black fucking pajamas..." "what are you? a fucking park ranger now?"

larry - have you heard of vietnam?

ah - fuck it..

sweet -so does this mean i can cut 50 yards out of my approach to beacon rocK?

you mean coitus?

8 year olds dude

pretty hard to clmb illegally on denali if you're flying onto the glaciers - course if you elect to slog all the way across the tundra to get there you oughta be able to climb for free!

"so - did you go crazy all at once or was it a slow gradual process?" shit - jeff bridges movie drift!

dude - the chinaman is not the issue!

ha!

blow on my toes won't that bother your boyfriend? him? don't worry - he's a nihilist. oh - that must be exhausting. i'll suck your cock for a 1000$!

groveling - whining - unplanned bivy'n - eating - shit'n in "challenging" condtions

leads? oh yeah - i'll have to check w/ the boys back at the crime lab. they've brought 3 more detectives in on the case - they got us working in shifts! ha! leads!

i am the walrus!

have you heard of vietnam larry? now do you see? do you see what happens when you fuck a complete stranger in the ass!?! no walter - i don't think larry was about to crack

yeah! fuc'em - let's invade! then i can clmb slesse w/o getting the sweat-down...

hail to the prince! jesus christ! why are so many of my countrymen super-agro ass-munch interlopers? go back to bossing around yer buck-toof bitches in south daota!

actually sky (a man who inspires me to use unlikely names) i think it'll be the other way around!

dude, there's so much sweet shit out there to use! kinda makes me wanna get busy making a whole slew more - luckily me own great poverty and general inability to score even w/ my own wife oughta scotch that still, for those interested, good names left up for grabs: Ælle [Aelli] Ælfwine [Aelfuini]:Chronicles. Æðelbert [Aedilberct] Æðelfrid [Aedilfrid] Æðelhun [Aedilhum] Æðelred [Aedilred] Æðelwald [Aediluald] Æðelwalh [Aedilualch] Alchfrid Aldfrid Aldhelm Alduini Aldwulf [Alduulf] Alric Andhun Anna Berðun [bercthun] Bertwald [berctuald] Cædmon: Cælin Cearl Ceolwulf [Ceoluulf] Coenred Coenwalh [Coenualch] Cuichelm Cuðbert [Cudberct] Cynegels [Cynigils] Cynefrid [Cynifrid] Eadbald Eadbert [Eadberct] Eadfrid Eadric [Edric] Eadwyn [Aeduini] Eafa Eanfrid Earconbert [Earconberct] Earpwald [Eorpuald] Egbert [Ecgberct] Egfrid [Ecgfrid] Egric [Ecgric] Eni Hengist Hereric Hlothere [Hlotheri] Horsa Hunwald [Hunuald] Immin Irminric Octa Oeric Offa Osfrid Osred Osric Oswald [Osuald] Oswy [Osuiu] Oswyn [Osuini] Peada Penda Rægenhere [Rægenheri] Redwald [Reduald] Ricbert [Ricberct] Sabert [saberct] (nickname Saba) Sebbi Sigbert [sigberct] Sighard Sighere [sigheri] Swefred [suefred] Swidhelm Thrydwulf [Thryduulf] Tondbert [Tondberct] Tondhere [Tondheri] Wictred [uictred] Wilfrid [uilfrid] Wini [uini] Wuffa [uuffa] Wuscfrea [uuscfrea] Wulfhere [uulfheri] Yffi

dude, all the movie versions of that story blow! the translated text fawk'n though - however, i attributed my denali partner's high-altitude mental melt-down in part to my -fueled raucous recitation of said bard-verse

Æthelwulf is at least in theory a family name, as linthwaite is a geographic region in england near the 9th century king's realm (actually, to call him a king is a bit generous - england at that time was a motley assortment of barbarian bastards not unlike backwoods west virginia today - buncha buck-toofed numnuts jeaolousy slaying one another over who had the least homely girlfriend and biggest pile of busted-up bullshit rotting away in the front forty) - sometime in the past 200 years one of my grandpapies, no doubt w/ wick still wet and ears still ringing, fled the law thisaways and adopted the handle of his hometown. as king, apparantly the big Æ affected a momentary unity amongst saxons, angles and celts around a mockery of jesus-worshipping, took an all expense paid trip to rome to spread the seed...er, word...then returned home to find his son's had screwed him outta house n' hearth.

plus he already looks his dad, crying his ass off at the crux!

wanna get out and rock the house sometime soon but gonna have to wait a couple of days due to the coming of Æthelwulf

my new badass climb'n pard'na - once he lets go his mama's titty, gets up off the coach and uncages the soul! for those interested, Æthelwulf was the obscure 9th century wessex king to first climb 5.10 and consume his weight in and in a standard day a little disappointed the kid couldn't hang on one more day to get born on the ides - i had some even more hateful latin names in the ready-rack for him; this one at least has already proven highly succesful in pissing off my old man (and theoritically at least the great to the 20-some-odd power grandson of said saxon monarch)