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  1. found mine for free lying on the ground after getting lost trying to find the top of the sherpa glacier on mt stuart last spring - figured at the time whoever was carrying musta died nearby - maybe he had a partner?
  2. "The acid had shifted gears on him; the next phase would probably be one of those hellishly intense introspection nightmares. Four hours or so of catatonic despair"
  3. carl, how the hell could you leave out the "or I WILL take a gaint shit on you" line? now why don't you good people get back to your tps reports?
  4. wow, i really just can't pass up a chance to quote from The Giod Film: "what, you didn't think i was gonna be rolling out of here with my johnson in my hand, didya?
  5. i seriously doubt allah akabar johnson or whoever the fuck it was that fingered fuck-o will be seeing a dime of that half-billion in cash - not exactly a publisher's clearinghouse commericial there, eh? actually, come to think of it the iraq think sucks a whole lot less...
  6. "jeebus wept"
  7. do you prefer snails or oysters? i myself prefer both
  8. to my mind, in august it's cooler to circumnavigate the mountain on the timberline trail (40 miles) then to try climbing the craptacular and remarkably fat-guy ugly south side route - if you desperately wanna climb the mountain then do the sunshine route on the north side (glacier travel required though)
  9. if ya got'em, flaunt'em! and Zarqawi will only be dead for 3 days then he'll rise like the jesus-zombie and take us all on that spaceship... I'M SPARTACUS!
  10. betcha mike will still accept groupie-sex though!
  11. i didn't agree w/ the invasion nor am a big supporter of the current police-action, but you gotta be a fool to not feel okay about a guy getting taken out who routinely killed innocents - and i could give a shit if some private shot him after he was wounded
  12. it ends w/ a cop being sodomized by a possessed dildo - some things are worth reading...
  13. ivan

    My Nudie pics!

    actually PP a very cool thing - i distributed it to all my fellow social studies teachers and used it in a couple of classes - thanks.
  14. i must admit doing slave labor in the midst of the summer would remind me too much of my day's of my father's plantation - fall or early spring, when everything's pretty well died back seems best
  15. soul-brother too boocoo!
  16. ivan

    What an Ass

    naw - think i'm still going through puberty so the capacity just keeps going, well, up
  17. world piece? Cobra Commander - wasn't there some sweet-ass little honey-pot working for your criminal organization? problably hung out w/ destro, he of the manly chest expo...
  18. old yeller?
  19. ivan

    What an Ass

    the thought of bill o'reilly getting on his "o" face will temporarily trammel my onastic capacities
  20. yes to the first, you know the answer to the second
  21. ivan

    WHOOPS!

    people who don't discriminate are blind idiots - the trick is in oppressing the RIGHT people
  22. ivan

    What an Ass

    she's frequently on bill maher - you get the feeling he relishes a chance to hate-fuck'er - at any rate you gotta admit she's articulate and her ninja skills are tight too as i seem to recall her foiling a pie-in-the-face-attack a few years ago w/ lightening reflexes
  23. ivan

    WHOOPS!

    no one complains about folks who're hot getting naked - ma n' pa sasquatch ain't so aesthetically pleasing though...
  24. lake ann
  25. ivan

    my nudie pics

    loose testicle?
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