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  1. ivan

    Mind Fuck

    "fucking sandworms" - beetlejuice
  2. still climbing at 730? damn, they might not have been able to make it down before gustavs closed!
  3. was your climb saturday or sunday? didn't look nearly that clear on the other end of the enchantment plateau yesterday? saturday was blue-bird though (i've the burn to attest to it)
  4. he was probably just trying to avoid putting 200k miles on his new car in it's first year
  5. ivan

    Mind Fuck

    wait for my brother baron!
  6. you mean II? the sole surviving (indigenous) creature from city alpha 5?
  7. i can't see anything! - i'm beginning to suspect my school filter is doing me wrong...
  8. pic function alwasy seems to be fawked! someone get a shot of the general up here - or do we need a still frame from x-men?
  9. i'm honored to think that i might have been the last passenger i liked how at low speeds the unmuffled chugging of the engine reminded me of going deep-sea fishing w/ my grandpa in his big ass boat
  10. ivan

    omg!

    took my wife up the muir snowfield a couple of years ago - the only time she'd been there - some gigantic swarm of those holy-rollers were also making the trek - truly strange - like little house on the prairie takes to a glacier
  11. Which is the recommended method of belaying Ivan as well when he's leading at his limit Blake. i'm just big-boned i usually use 2 biners when rappeling
  12. that's why i could never figure why the "enterprise" show died - jesus christ, the hot vulcan chick was a slut and was whored out in practically every episode - has my hand just lost the grasp it once had on the pulse of america's teens, beguiled as it were by that logic-dominatrix? hey, what happened to my pic? that was totally PG!
  13. that's why i could never figure why the "enterprise" show died - jesus christ, the hot vulcan chick was a slut and was whored out in practically every episode - has my hand just lost the grasp it once had on the pulse of america's teens, beguiled as it were by that logic-dominatrix?
  14. ivan

    omg!

    god i miss bill hicks...
  15. the complete line is malcolm mcdowell (soren?) to picard: "they say time is the fire in which we burn" didn't know it's from a poem - kewl... they need to do the all porn star-trek - nothing but 7 of 9 doing the 69 w/ t'pol while dr. crusher looks on...yum!
  16. ivan

    Jims number

    at 60-some-odd years of age, jim ain't really that cute
  17. I like to think that I was born a dumb pussy due to an accident of nature, but worked hard, damn hard, to become an asshole for the specific reason of no longer being viewed as just another dumb pussy. One thing I never forget to bring to an emergency situation is the capability of CAPITALIZING the most poignant points of my posts. Finally, I'd like to POINT OUT that dying in the mountains is WAY COOLER than dying from, say, prostate cancer or a disease of the anus. Much as we'd like to pretend otherwise, there is a hierarchy of cool ways to buy the farm, with spaceship malfunction being pretty near the top, and a dog eating your face off while you're passed out from too much malt liquor after a meth binge being somewhere near the bottom. Some finer points: Motorcycle accident > car accident. Brain tumor > colon cancer. Lion attack > pitbull attack. Hit by train > hit by bus. Shot by a jealous lover > shot by your spouse. Don't ask me why this is, it just is. so where would this death go on the cool scale? nasa train carrying boosters derails
  18. ivan

    Jims number

    perhaps he took his tinfoil helmet off for too long and the black helicopters were able to triangulate in on him?
  19. the buzzing sound you're hearing right 'bout now is the brain flies who've recently finished consuming my cerebral cortex during their larval (maggot) stage.......
  20. ivan

    Mary Jane

    The content of your posts often define psychotic symptoms pretty succinctly. i prided myself on refusing to swing at this rather phat softball this morning...
  21. nice - probably going north this weekend but if i'm town i'll be 'round happy b-day pat!
  22. they don't seem to be taking the hint niether - the last one i left right in front of the door, all rearranged into a big, steaming
  23. i'm not a huge fan of the stuff - usually really high proof too - shit like that tends to turn me into a goddamn wild animal, and not in any sorta natural or good way... not bad if you consume it w/ carmalized sugar - take a tablespoon of sugar, pour some absinthe on it, light it up, let it burn a bit, then stir the whole mix into a shot and suck it down 5 or 6 of those in a row with the little bro and the wife'll find an excuse to go out shopping
  24. ummm maybe it wasn't attached but rather you had a hydrous form with the extra water trapped in the crystal structure? easily fixed by remodulating the emmiter array to pulse a tacheon beam
  25. beware of people like me taking shits near your ride in protest of the bathrooms being closed all night
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