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ivan

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  1. hell no! we here at the FOTPI (Friends Of The Poison Ivy) are daily burning effigies of your insensitive ass now!!!!
  2. was that an underhanded slam on Jens & Loren? nah - sounded like one of the only legitimate answers to the original question
  3. you mean the stupidest place to climb in washington is the one having the least fun?
  4. ivan

    Where were you

    not yet 3 - probably playing w/ my own poo
  5. i vote for squamish 3 times b/c it's so hard to climb a place in washington that's OUTSIDE washington - the dynos become much more critical the stupidest place to climb in washington is a cornfield in washougal
  6. the state's interest in public justice is to keep folks (families/clans/neighborhoods/etc) from seeking it privately which results in general chaos (like romeo n' juliet) - if some jackass killed my daughter by doing some stupid shit like chucking blocks off a cliff i'd be bent on wrecking him if the state didn't do it for me - i spent a bunch of time trundling shit in the cathedral range recently, which is damn remote, and i still made sure there was no one in the firing line when i threw shit and if i'd messed up and had killed someone anyway i could hardly bitch about getting nailed for it, no?
  7. funny - took my daughter up to the visitor center when she was 2 - she made it about 20 seconds into the film when she became completly unhinged - "the trees! the trees! the trees! why?!?!?" damn near shitting meself w/ laughter while trying to get her out of the darkened theater...
  8. milosh?!? josh?!?
  9. greyhound racing in troutdale!
  10. lots of places up a godforsaken fire-road that turns off east around the peshastin park area too - the road just winds up a mtn and seems mostly just popular w/ folks who like to shoot shit - pat n' i partied like rock stars up there one saturday night and didn't see a soul the whole night...
  11. now that's funny, oleg! think i got a candidate lined up for friday now - will be looking for partners early next week through weekend now...
  12. you gotta at least get charge w/ manslaughter for some shit like this, no? big suck
  13. i need to help my future sis-in-law in seatttle drive her uhaul and car down to the 'couve on saturday - i was hoping to find someone 'round here who might want to go cragging somewhere near there (index or darrington) on friday and could dump me off in seattle on the way back - anyone interested? i assure you, the volume of conversation i can put out while going north will more than tide you over for the lonely drive back south
  14. i have 2 weeks till i have to go back to school esse and usually end up soloing stuff out there due to no partner, so drop me a pm anytime you want to be escorted around the classics
  15. That sounds like a shitty deal. not according to Da Buddha
  16. Throwing big rocks down shit is as american as 4th of july and apple pie. NOT wanting to push that sucker off is decidedly UN-American. If you have to opportunity to cut loose some huge boulder I'm starting to think you're with the terrorists. yeah! cheese-eating surrender-monkey!!!
  17. the good thing is that this rock is very unlikely to kill anyone, as it would most likely go off when someone sat on it, and i think they'd be able to stick the landing elsewhere on the traverse - they might have to throw away their drawers as a total loss though
  18. what the hell is the white spot on his belly?!? he pass out nekkid in the sun w/ his beer sitting there?
  19. i'd be fine w/ the entire second pitch of YW being sprayed w/ some sort of badass epoxy
  20. mostly full of bad beer, but any beer tastes good on grassy ledges
  21. 8 laps up to the trail and back down and each a bit different from the others with 3 options to start and 3 to finish
  22. seems really heavy to try to lower under control, but then i guess some of you mechanically minded fools might be able to rig something up - i'd imagine you'd want several pulleys involved -at any rate, you'd definetly want to shut things down for the time it took to get it done
  23. had to turn my computer upside down... many, many solo laps at beacon - after meeting up w/ jim o and enjoying a bit of the high life i finally put a rope on and have rarely been as terrified - all that weight pulling me down!
  24. i had a similiar experience w/ a great horned owl in virginia - i imagine that was even more freaky as those owls are fawking enormous
  25. that's what you get for wearing your pigeon feather jacket and matching mouse hat
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