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  1. ivan

    Sex

    seven!
  2. that's the leopard shark that ate my friend! and now i must battle him...
  3. Is this a photo of one of those Mounties scrambling courses? naw - mounties would never be caught dead w/ hair so hip as that (not that you'd be able to tell under all that helmet)- plus where are the gaiters?
  4. bill - you been up there lately? that glacier don't really exist no'mo.
  5. ivan

    Wa State Caucus

    good use of kennings! obama will be less likely to rally the hardcore conservatives than hillary i like the image obama will cast world-wide more than hillary - more of a public apology for fucking everything up the past 8 years
  6. at the moment its me, billbob, geoff and oleg - avINC, you in? assuming the crowds are minimal we can gang rape some area in good style - bring your dog, boombox and stickclip! hoping to be in the lot by 830 on sunday ken - wanna do zebra zion?
  7. ivan

    Bolt at Beacon Rock

    exactly! i am a boy playing at man's game... i can live w/o the bolts though
  8. ivan

    Bolt at Beacon Rock

    flying circus gets an "r"? not if you bring a #5! the crux of getting to all those sweet climbs up above is def getting through the 1st slabby, craptacular pitch below - all of them terrify me more than harder rated ones up high
  9. wasn't that overt - def teen reading - unlike "clan of the cave bear" which took a total 180 into soft care porn after the first book....ah, ayla!
  10. nice - i loved the incantations of immortality as a lad - "on a pale horse" was my fav - the fates in "skien" were kewl though, as i recall them screwing everything htat moved -very important for the teen-reader i remember fucking up the timing on taking a tab once near the end of work in a kitchen - i was hosing the floor down when i stood up and the world continued to be flat - the urge to flee came suddenly soon thereafter
  11. looks liek we got a big old ship of fools already and no clear plans - depends on weather - maybe the dihedrals if there's no crowds and the weathers pleasant - maybe monkey face adn aiding if the weather blows - wanna join the party?
  12. thanks - how is the madrone thang coming along?
  13. uh, didn't machiavelli answer that one a long time ago? "here the question arises; whether it is better to be loved than feared or feared than loved. the answer is that it would be desirable to be both but, since that is difficult, it is much safter to be feared than loved...for on men this observation must be made: they are ungrateful, fickle and deceitful...men have less hesititation in offending a man who is loved than one who is feared, for love is held by a bond of obligation which, as men are wicked, is broken whenever personal advantage suggests it, but fear is accompanied by the dread of punishment which never relaxes"
  14. ivan

    Great Drinking Songs

    you assume that logic was involved...ha! "o when i'm dead all my drinking's over i'll take one drink then i'll drink no more but in case i mightn't get it done that day i'll take it now and drink away"
  15. ivan

    Great Drinking Songs

    please don't tell my wife - i'm still dealing w/ bucketloads of shit b/c of the last chick who said such things and now one from memory... well i fell into prison about a quarter to three and found in my cell a glass waiting for me so i filled what was empty and i pulled up a stool but he stood in the corner the old devil he didn't move he said you drink when you're lonely sure i drink when i want! he said you'll never be sober sure why would i want that? i only drink to be merry but unfortunately i'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company!
  16. ivan

    Great Drinking Songs

    sorta "the moonshiner" a traditional irish warble
  17. jesus fuck! does this mean gandalf is god?
  18. b/c i lost my weed there...somewhere...
  19. ivan

    Great Drinking Songs

    one summer evening, drunk to hell, i sat there nearly lifeless...
  20. yeah, just the 1 day - still looking....
  21. anyone?
  22. i must have heard it a dozen times, but it was certainly before i moved out here
  23. ivan

    Great Drinking Songs

    the wierd thing was, 5 minutes before i saw this thread, i found this same clip on youtube to show my daughter (that and the "spanish ladies" song)
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