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  1. ...at least i don't work for jews? [video:youtube]
  2. caring about what women want is the first step on a long, painful road to ruin, no?
  3. ivan

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1

    a survey of the wiki article you linked shows he wasn't all that young (35) for his death - 4 of his 6 kids didn't make it past 3 months for fuck's sake!
  4. ivan

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1

    this scene illustrates why amadeus excels in comparision - immortal beloved is way too frak'n serious - no real humour at all - inexcusable!
  5. ivan

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1

    [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue902eEot-4&feature=related
  6. hmmm...must be ninja bolts - i can't see a single one! almost like a dali painting... well i guess that about wraps it up for me, no big deal, eh?
  7. ivan

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1

    alright fine - but it kinda huuuurrrts to have to agree w/ KK - "immortal beloved" is kinda a crap movie, certainly pony loaf compared to "amadeus", which is a much more compelling story, but that one chick was wayyy hotter than anybody in "amadeus"
  8. ivan

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1

    dunno - hard to score - while "immortal beloved" does have more high-quality full-titty nudity, "amadeus" certainly has a much higher quantity of soft-core, spilling out of ridicously tight clothing, titty going on, no? that and beethoven really was a prick, while mozart was kinda like a happy-go-lucky-rockstar-fuckup...
  9. ivan

    rant

    okay, and now time for my rant: would all you fucking hardman quit doing fucking brilliant climbs and writing goddamn tr's about it!?! stuart, dragontail, colonial, etc. i mean shit, you're really fucking w/ my self-esteem here
  10. ivan

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1

    as good an excuse as any to go rewatch "amadeus" now, how actually does one translate into letters the awesome fucking laugh tom hulce used throughout that whole fuckign movie!?
  11. ivan

    rant

    this thread has turned out some mega-gaint responses! come on people, you make me feel guilty when i have to scroll through your 5 page magnus opus! my high school failed me! i never learned to read! where is the goddamn porn?!?
  12. X 3,000,000,000!
  13. ivan

    rant

    the germans might be taken as a warning, no? they've historically had much more of a divide between liberal/technical arts. certainly they had a vibrant art culture, but the technical side of their culture utterly ignored it in pursuit of misguided scientific perfection.
  14. frak'n'awesome -and in better style, too, right? didn't you fwa boys fix the first couple of ptiches? (not to diminsh da kewlness of course )
  15. Just what in the hell makes you think this trick will show up on her W-2? well, the fact that national news is carrying the story might be a good reason to go ahead and declare it i imagine the bunny ranch gets a fair amount of tax oversight too! shit, they probably have to do the witholding, no?
  16. spaiding? sport-aiding? what i meant by it'll work out is i'd wager it'll get chopped soon and dudes won't re-install it b/c they'll lack the willpower or cash or both to do so if they retro-bolted an old aid line that was documented in the portland rock guide, then clearly its unforgivable if they bolted an aid line on a section of rock where they could have got by w/ modern aid-widgetery, then clearly its unforgivable it they bolted an aid ladder where no route had been before and it could not go any other way, then it's a judgement call, which i'm inclined not to disagree with - an aid ladder to nowhere is pretty lame though i'd agree can't we just talk shit about them, not let them sit at our lunch table, and generally try to provoke them into developing an eating-disorder?
  17. ahhh...i have you next time may i suggest chucking The Nitro!?!
  18. ivan

    Mars Movies

    "whoa! he just made the international sign of the donut!"
  19. i admit i've been drinking too much cheap wine for a sunday night, but wtf?
  20. anti-pottypes = neo-nazi-ass-pix-of-large-house-cat-wanna-fuck-in-the-ass-hater-mother-fucker-munches
  21. niiice. now here's hoping i can remember something 2 weeks in advance!
  22. ivan

    Mars Movies

    just watched "mars attacks" w/ the kidoes last night - great shit! does it count as a mars movie if they come here?
  23. jimmy o, the beacon patriarch, was talking 'bout doing some sorta season closer at his place,which given my current and deeply dark mode, would be a fucking godsend - kev or pink might be the best mouthpieces for him, the anti-godfather of allthings internetish...
  24. at first i was like - holy fucking shit - next decade?!? - then i remembered that's like, next year and what not reckon it don't matter too much for a vancouver boy like me...madrone will always be a random crag to visit, given the drive time - still,it'll be nice when it doesn't have to be poached...
  25. you should climb meth-rage, cc!
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