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  1. ivan

    rant

    my favorite bill hicks bit - he rants about a waitress at a diner, who, upon walking up to him to get a order and see's he has a book in front of him, inquires: "what'chu reading for?"
  2. ivan

    rant

    that's not how i read it, but then i am very, very dense i'm not illiterate in the sciences however, so maybe that helps - that said, i can't name the precepts of thermodynamics by #, but i can explain the theory in general and place its development in its historical context, and all for the low, low price of 1$/student/day!!!
  3. ivan

    rant

    i was just trying to revel in my nihilism dude...it's exhausting
  4. ivan

    Mikey Layton

    it says "18 inches"
  5. ivan

    rant

    funny - whenever i hear anyone talking about anythign i wish they'd STFU and read "the stranger"
  6. danger! we're no longer supposed to use the word "they!"
  7. ditto what's to miss? - a dude some of us know fell and busted himself up good - he doesn't much want attention, which is understandable i reckon - the bottom line is he'll live. getting the man out to ozone or anywhere in the gorge to assist on an accident is unnerving since it probably wouldnt' take much to bring his big black cock of closure out, so let's not talk about it, eh?
  8. ad hominem ad nauseam?
  9. pdxers talk about bolts like 13 yr old boys talk about boobs i dunno - bolts don't make me have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night...
  10. you must not'a seen the classic "my left foot?"
  11. i have a very important opinion on all of you which i will now shut the fuck up about
  12. if the whole world climbed i doubt the s side would be closed - but then, if the whole world climbed, the s side would be like the fucking mall joe is right though in that whining does nothing - feelign powerless does make even rational folks prone to anger and irrational actions though, no?
  13. or that he didn't impale himself on a syringe, a busted beer bottle, a used rubber, a dead hooker, or a jesus freak what a shithole!
  14. and would that really make it any worse than it already is?
  15. if they shotcreted all of rocky butte, could we then go ahead and bolt the shit out of it?
  16. when the zombie apocalypse comes we'll be able to climb year round on the s side and the zombiefied falcons will have to be shot for the good of the world the party ledge will likely have to be expanded to accomodate our zombie-free vestal virgins
  17. i'm a left wing loon
  18. man, our pix show a much less wintery climb than yours!
  19. more commonly i think folks cramponing for thier first time do too much frontpointing - they need time and encouragment to perfect the french technique and generally get into a state where they don't feel like they're burning any one set of muscles too harshly
  20. i did that route in a dry winter several years ago - you looked to have more interesting conditions, though the approach pitch we did, which featured only unprotectable verglass on the 3rd/4th class slabs was fucking horrifying - i recall escaping the final rock wall near the summit you mention by making sweet fucky-fucky to a tree - our descent from the summit sucked somethign fierce - there was no boot track to follow and we ended up doing a lot of rapping in the dark good times!
  21. i imagine you couldn't find your license, eh?
  22. This is called "French Style" I believe. Well known in the remote regions of the Himalayas. Indeed. Look! If you watch closely, you can see them reverting to their natural state! dude - legions of homeless people should be converging on this location w/ their shopping carts n' bags!
  23. i should add - we crossed the burg on the far right side and, despite looking a little improbable, it wasn't bad - you even get to hop around on giant ice-blocks wedged in the big slot for a bit!
  24. nice! full flavor congrats on not epicing!
  25. wow - my hair is fucking awful in that picture!
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