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  1. ivan

    Cannon Power

    this didn't about cover that one?
  2. yeah, same thing
  3. its painfully clear to even the most casual of observers that charlie sheen has been possessed by the spirit of kenny powers [video:youtube]
  4. father of the year strikes again hey, when you're only 2 feet tall it ain't such a long way down - plus he was kinda asking for it, slurping non-stop on the yellow icicles he was snapping off the wall every couple of feet
  5. ivan

    Cannon Power

    dunno, being neither finnish nor russian my understanding of russki history is though that, once properly motivated, the russians pulverize whatever they want till they have it or the thing is so fucked up it doesn't much matter anyway i seem to recall the fins caught them in the early 40s b4 they'd gotten their game-faces on
  6. ivan

    Cannon Power

    russians have never fucked around when it comes to artillery
  7. perhaps homeboy is applying for life insurance and trying to hide the evidence?
  8. Nationalize the Uterus!
  9. the captain (finally?) new shitty piss-poor yet somehow still argued over n side beacon route bear j'berg something on the sunny side of zzzzion
  10. nurse-maiding 2 flu-ridden motherfuckers - managed to get one of them to the top of the bacon-mordwand however
  11. common technique on denali to wrap some foam around your axe head aroudn 11k and bind it w/ ducktape - makes the axe shit for anythign but easy walking, but tits for keeping your heads warm on everything else - any kind of foam will do, most especially your standard z-rest sort
  12. no one in sight today but seemed legit! ice n' sugar snow mushed the kidz to the summit and back, only had to see the boy eat shit twice on the icy bits
  13. my recollection at 90 mph was that i wasn't missing much - those bitches sure liking their cheese and their football and their fishing poles is about the sum of my knowledge - that and their state capitol's got a pretty ghey name
  14. guiness world record protest was in 2003 before the iraq war broke out so---15 million world wide i think?....yeah...about the same result.
  15. YEah it is...holy crap! watching that shit gives me bad flashbacks - my version of that fall was at night, w/ the only light my headlamp fading into the distance and crampons and ice-tools striking sparks everywhere then receding too
  16. this is why the good-lord invented chain-smoking and 40s of olde english
  17. hell, i'll bite - i haven't - should i assume you have? how long? do i need to to know hte exact text to know it's bad, out of curioisty? i've read enough of the bible, for example, to know i don't give a fuck about the rest.
  18. more a matter of "have you taken a huge whipper?" or not
  19. definitely true, and running and hiding to avoid the vote can't help but look weak-sauce for the dems either (though showing ANY balls on their part is a bit of an anamoly) - however, the anger that this move results in can't easily be focused on the numerous dick-munches who support home-slice w/o devolving into drunken grassroutes chaos (on the way home, i barely fought the urge to run a total dipshit in a van and his anti-fag billboard in back off the road) - the most constructive use of the anger is to focus it on the narrow majority's representative, no? wait, holy fuck, am i ask the cobra commander about the most proper fashion to fight evil?
  20. so....wisconsin is more egypt than libya?
  21. john holmes has a huge cock at something like 2 feet, so if you fall that far, by definition, you've taken a huge fall
  22. just watched "thurgood" on hbo last night - man, what a well-written play and badass performance by morpheus, er...whatever that feller's name is - goddamn shame marshall's seat went to such a screaming loser.
  23. ivan

    Gnarly Gnarlingtons

    my google translator appears to be broken - please retransmit.
  24. "Shadow chancellor Ed Balls" only in england?
  25. any fall that causes you to lose your beanie cap is xxxxtreme!
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