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ivan

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  1. funny, my "acceptance stage" is more along the lines of "fuckit, let's just get drunk"
  2. what climber among us could possible think the earth is NOT warming when they see the sad remains of so many glaciers in our area?
  3. 4,866,692 1990 population 6,724,540 Feb 2011 population thanks for sparing me the google
  4. explains why ozzie pissed on the alamo, eh?
  5. i'm gonna go out on a limb and assume none of these hated 837 were teachers or busdrivers
  6. their website doesn't show much improvement since 1963 either
  7. 'tis the season for great atheist billboards
  8. you mean the last samurai?
  9. yeah, but don't a million of them funny colored hockey-dollars just buy you a pack a smokes, a sixer of molson and but a single evening w/ a 14 year old-thai hooker, w/ little more to show for it the next day then a serious case of crabs (which admittedly, you do get cleared up w/ "free" medicine, so ya got that going for ya)?
  10. ummm, republicans convinced amerikkka it couldn't vote for dukakis b/c he'd have black guys rape your little girls
  11. "the continuing madness of the drug war" holy shit, a cop w/ a grip on reality!
  12. boy, i must be ahead of the curve - for years i's been dedicated to the tradition of running 5 miles t-giving morning then drinking a 5th by the end of dinner - makes doing the dishes more of a survivalist experience
  13. a fake doctor helping folks fashion fake bodies? sounds like bidness as usual?
  14. you must be a nihilist?
  15. no, no, i can't. weeeeeeeellllll....
  16. you need to cut n' paste this into a full length tr! ) not sure what the title is just yet...
  17. was out there today and saw no sign - bluuuuustery and b-r-r-r-r-y - climbed stephenwulf to the norseman's head - gotta finish that route someday when it's not firfuk'n'freez'n
  18. it's what makes my culture superior to yours
  19. i did actually consider it, but thought i'd be guilty of sum interwebz breach of etiquette
  20. i can also shit on kittens for kid's parties
  21. the best monologue in the history of the english language on the comparing of cultures (and closed captioned too i find, for ye who can't speak scotch? ) [video:youtube]
  22. i'm sure he was just reading of a teleprompter though
  23. reckon there's something to be said for their job security as well
  24. actually i believe the zombie-survival guide recommends ditching the car for the bike - counter-intuitive mayhap, but maybe easier to combine w/ the shaolin spade for the jousting zombie decapitation? "jesus, you samoans are all the same. you have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture!"
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