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ivan

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  1. 9/13 - lonely lap today, not a soul on the rock or on the trail, just a big, big wind, a shallow river, and a bone-dry bird-sanctuary across the way - thought i saw ole'boy dave's car in the lot so i packed not 1 but 2 tall-boys of pbr in the hopes of balancing out the debt, but nary a sight of him along the way - so sad, i had to swig'em both down as i was afeared to leave one on the ledge as a sign there warned of wanton russian-fuck-types showing up to swill'em away...
  2. the only acceptable reason to riot is when the keg gets kicked
  3. ...does that mean a brother can't buy a 40 of olde english there no'mo?
  4. i do recall pulling a pin out in the same way from that bizarre anchor for bss
  5. i'll accept some bullet holes in beacon if'n it can help them birdies find greener pastures...
  6. ivan

    Yo Seagal

    all that stoning led to a lot of begatting too
  7. ivan

    RIP 9/11

    doesn't seem like the noun "protestor" quite fits at any rate when they arrive on the scene w/ ak's n' rpgs? course then, in libya lately, i didn't quite get how "activists" became "rebels" in all of 24 hours either
  8. ivan

    RIP 9/11

    sam bacile = sam furley?
  9. well...usually not until a bit after noon...
  10. just don't put it on youtube, eh?
  11. ivan

    Yo Seagal

    dude, you totally read the wrong part! the first bit of the big book's way more cool! fuck yer daughter, kill yer neighbor, marry all the big-booty bitches you can cart off from your enemies camp, bury bitches on the rag n' w/ big mouths six foot deep, what's not to dig?
  12. ivan

    movie

    photoshop warren harding w/ a girdle on and a book of mormon in his teeth, fukit, go crazy!!!
  13. ivan

    movie

    i'm so fucking cool 'cuz there's no sacred cow i revere that i couldn't have a good gut-chuckle over if'n someone dressed it up in cum n' whatnot fucking sense of humor - what can't it fix?
  14. thought nelson gave it a v? was craig the guide-dude who was killed by falling snow blocks just a coupla years ago? fucking torment, no way it's worth getting the chop over! like a fat-chick's father shotgunning ya for smiling at her funny...
  15. it's been two years for me - when was your climb?
  16. i like dogs, especially w/ bbq sauce.
  17. ivan

    Via ferrata ethics

    that thing don't work right in the winter!
  18. what the fuck are oregon cops doing shooting up my state when crown point would do just as well?!?
  19. ivan

    RIP 9/11

    You sure it was not the falcons? naw, they made the falcons too, so anything those fuckers do goes on the kulsterfuck crew's tab, see?
  20. You mean he lost his fingers!? naw, just cut'em down to the bone - crazy thing was i missed the whole thign - it was on a flat part of the traverse just off torment but before the steep snow on the other side - he'd gone up n over and back down a small like rock-turret and pulled a big tower off, but at the same height as me and out of my sight - heard him shriek but didn't get to see the blood till a few minutes later when he brought me over and we began our great bailure
  21. ivan

    RIP 9/11

    So who created this tragedy? allah, ahura mazda, buddha and the baby jesus AKA "Da KlusterFuck Crew"
  22. ivan

    RIP 9/11

  23. i like the account of aleister crowley in his early attempt on k2 when he, right around the same time as mr. hudson, "produced a revolver" when necessary to encourage his sherpas to keep moving their asses up the hill
  24. ivan

    RIP 9/11

    given the wackiness of the sport, it's hardly suprising the base level of crazy amongst climbers is higher than amongst meat-popsicles in general
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