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ivan

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  1. i had a postive experience w/ a climbing ranger once. once.
  2. yeah, more kops in the hillz!!!!
  3. pts for future community service sentences
  4. east ledges certainly aren't bad, but do require care, as you say - mostly i suspect people feel more comfortable w/ the devil they know and figure the way they came up wasn't so bad - i've come down both ways, and only managed to mangle meself on the east option
  5. was it a cc.com poster?
  6. i've never understood why it doesn't get the same amount of traffic as blownout it's a shame flying swallow's last 2 pitches aren't at ground level too, as they're spectacular, but i never seen anybody on them
  7. plenty of nice folk out there, and while i typify the mediocrity mentioned above, there ARE some extremely strong folks getting off the beaten path too i, for one, like to see folks ('specially when they're not butt-ugly old guys) making their first trip to the bacon-wand and having fun on a classic route ('specially when they leave booty behind ) if you liked young warriors, come back and give jill's thrill or right gull a whirl.
  8. i think kenny's capital crime here was the lack of emoticons knowing that old boy, he was just having a friendly laugh - afterall, that muthafucka lost more cams out at beacon than anybody and for a guy's who done the corner a gazillion times, he could probably place a good bit less gear too
  9. Every Smash and Grab team is supported by a command center in Langley VA and an 'Eagle Eye' style soundtrack.
  10. Fake Ivan here = Looking at this a bit closer I'll probably pick up a Fish deluze pre holes. 25 haul days is over a hundred hauls, and I hope that's conservative. Plus, Ivan's bag's gotta blow one of these days. Anyone offering special pat pricing on a set of C4s?
  11. 9/14 - day 36 - awoke hungover n' horrid 'round 6 on the couch - straggled upstairs for a sad attempt at a few extra hours of snoozing - appropriate to be horror-struck n' hairy-tongued for climbing a route called wild turkeys, wutcha say? wild-turkeys w/ geoff - wondrous times, woe-struck by heat, tongue thick w/ wine-slick - hairy recollections of halcyon dayz - me the first, him the last - small cams, tiny nutz, off-sets n' hammering aplenty on kniveblades n' soft euro-trash - the smiths n' tom waits wailing in endless loops on the what-have-you - jim at the base - philosophies n' philanderous frippery -burgundy n' beer n' bullshit'n - lounging along the new-laid sou'east co'ner - the way bent back to the beginning n' pat all pulled up n' waiting - booze n' bereavement n' bitzes soon returning "The world don't care what a sailor does in town It's all hanging in the windows by the pound"
  12. beta.
  13. sorry, can't be an official olympics high traverse tr w/o a picture of a bear looks a gentle n' glorious gambol
  14. all them horses can't hoof in some permanent bear-proof cache boxes like in yosemite to be put at trail junctions?
  15. super-fun thread brah
  16. i got yelled at by a goddamn octagenerian at zero-dark-thirty, hung-over as hell - something about bivying 5 foot from the privy?
  17. shame...there you'll be "just another freak in the freak-kingdom" sure is a mecca for peddlers though.
  18. 9/12 - #35 - a jibber-jabber up cruis'n/middle-aged warriors w/ miker in the wind and dying desert heat - prizes in the fenceposts - what a wonderful world?
  19. fixed rope to the base of it at the moment, should anyone wish to throw their hat in the range - looking forward to having my first (old skewl) try at it this weekend - looks like good pro to start, but a hammer sure seems a phat-boy's friend further along i liked his solo corner style last weekend - shirt off in the parking lot and sprinting down the trail - damn sure way to ruin your beer...
  20. ivan

    V'ger

    why do the carbon units infest cc.com? barney the space ranger oughta be by anyday to cite us for littering Boss's interstellar medium
  21. there are few rules in this fucking world, not touching another man's sacred tobacco being one of them... can't believe you goddamn bastards couldn't bring me along. shit woulda been d-i-f-f-e-r-e-n-t.
  22. dunno 'bout willie, but his beef-eat'n wife is center stage
  23. 9/11 - day #34 - somber day as always this time of year, though interesting - the first crop of seniors i've had none of whom could remember the happenings of but 12 years ago - mismangled comms w/ the powderhound, him sitting out at the parking lot, soaking up the intense sols, me hanging round camas waiting for the call meet old boy at the base and a solo lap we had, 11/31 so far with summer surging and a successful completion all but assured roped round on free4all soon thereafter - the biggest surprise on the rap - goddamn 8.9 mm rope, w/ 260 lbs of bubble-gum attached to it on an overhanging rappel, results in massive laser-burns through the palm unless you add some biners or wear gloves woven w/ space-shuttle-tile style wonder-fabric
  24. self-propelled adventure
  25. i'd need more than a 2-day weekend to make it work for me - if you're pretty confident, it's not an insane solo - nice to have a fellow meat-popsicle for the route finding and to share the mega-epic setting though
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