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  1. ivan

    shutdown

    the deferment to big businesses seems exactly the sorta shit repubicans oughta be happy w/ - the whole law along its conception was a sloppy blow-job to these folks, so who can be surprised now? what the rank and file democrat wanted in a healthcare reform is hell and gone from the actual law today - it's bitterly depressing that the replicants can't be pleased w/ this bastard-child they spawned then disowned...
  2. a school teacher ready to vomit at the next class w/ 5 muthafuckas named brittany or aden in it?
  3. ivan

    shutdown

    what i don't totally get is why republicans are so damned opposed to o-care - if the reality of a democracy is in fact the need for compromise, it seems there's plenty of that in the law? certainly not a day for rabid flag-waving, if nothing else...
  4. ivan

    shutdown

    weather.gov still works
  5. reckon you could always roll the windows down for them too?
  6. ivan

    shutdown

    you should know better than to start some shit at the start of the new fiscal year you're fucked 4 sure
  7. "park in town?" save them bitches the drive! sucks. bottom line is parking at index is like playing the (shitty) lottery.
  8. some of them thar photos were kinda purty - why ain't i allowed to like'em agin?
  9. ivan

    shutdown

    how are they going to pull somebody off who's half way up the muir wall? seems like they'd have little choice but to let'em top out, then roust them out when they get back to their cars. christ, the plaidman's supposed to be on el cap soon, would like to see how patient them rangers can get
  10. quite possibly the only tale told from the fecal first person point of view in literary history?
  11. ivan

    shutdown

    are the parks in fact closing their gates, or is this just rumor? if the government ain't working, we don't have to pay them taxes, right? can we pro-rate our returns?
  12. nice - am i allowed to make snarky sarcastic comments on rangers being roped up on flat late-summer glaciers or would that be not-kewl? glad to see i'm not the only broke-ass fool still rawking the red-koflacs on occasion
  13. who wants to die all old n' fat? the knot migrating stops being an issue as soon as you go over an edge and it's yet to kill me - certainly worth paying attention to though of course, and when the first rapper goes, the second can squeeze the strands together to prevent it
  14. thas' what i do, brudder, though my huge phat ass, when using this technique w/ a skinny 2nd rope, usually ends up in the knot migrating several feet towards me early in the rap
  15. didn't these people kill jesus too?
  16. you can just seeeeee the sun-burn setting in
  17. the fuzzier the better when it's a pic of me a shame too, as in one of those i was having a ball - 50 meters down the rope on a rappel and doing huge pendulums all across the face for shits n' giggles
  18. 9/26 - day 40 - almost a week of solid rain and fucking work, no adventure at all - nastia's all stoked after a spell in the valley and wants to be a big waller, not that i know a damn bit of useful beta 'bout that - figured she oughta learn to solo-aid and gain some experience that way w/o making demands on dim-witted belayers (though, in truth, it ought not be that hard to round up some young'uns willing to hold the other end and stare up at here bouncing nether-bits) - she did well on the first third of free for all, and as evening grew to dusk, she lowered off her funky gri-gri setup and i had a bit of fun down-aiding and cleaning fucking torrential rain coming in a day - seems unlikely there'll be much more post-work beatarding this season
  19. seems like, if you needed to grow a spare nose somewhere (and assuming it ain't functional yet, and yer not wanting to terrify fucking school-children) that hiding it the ass-crack would be the way to go. you might find yourself constantly pulling lint out of the nostrils though i suppose?
  20. the last few seconds of that clip are the literal defintion of "awkward silence" i'm looking forward to bill's treatment of today's particuliar gem - i hope especially he notes ole'cruz had only been on his feet for a few minutes before flashing his tard-creds, he didn't have a decent excuse like mr. smith going down for count in a screaching crescendo of "the gubiiiimintttt!!!!"
  21. senator cruz's lack of reading comprehension for a book literally written for fucking 5 year olds - DISCUSS
  22. the challenge will be "one nose smells another" to which the response will be "i smell nothing!!!"
  23. ivan

    staff meeting

    monthly staff meetings pair up so nicely w/ the annual back-to-school night ::
  24. ivan

    staff meeting

    i am the only person currently teaching my subject is it technically possible to have a 1-man PLC, and if so, will it make me go blind eventually?
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