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  1. next time you're out there, dave, get a pic of the old wrong gull anchors too, as they really are quite comical now
  2. see dave, it's like i told you - hard work always results in a booty pay-out
  3. 10/15 - day 45 - 2 solo laps, one w/ the irascible denaliduckdave - 19 for the year now - jim n' steve n' tim n' kenny n' Various Others - breezy n' fall-balmy - jeff thomas' big black cock cable all athwart the corner - gut laughs n' the grand history of the bacon-wand considered - home at dusk to take out the trash and taste a most excellent gumbo whipped up by the little woman
  4. strange to throw a pack of dogs a bone and be surprised when it gets mauled - have climbers ever been well known for their exemplary etiquettes ?
  5. how long until the entire wrong gull pillar comes off i wonder? this last event was preceded by a smaller sluff - it's time for the big B to kick it up a notch to a nuculear bomb sized shed
  6. no one has an imagination anymore...
  7. ivan

    shutdown

    you don't have to be a tea-partier to snooze through your social studies classes, i've found
  8. pictures speak better than words, yet i had no camera - the route stills exists of course, but the first pitch is now about 30 feet shorter, and the old anchor bolts are now curious to behold, all alone on a blank face and impossible to get to - the 6 inch off-width thats the the 2nd pitch is now considerably longer, and features much more of said crack at its start by far the biggest thing i've yet seen come down in my 10 years out there
  9. 10/11 - #44 - epic fall beacon day - WRONG GULL IS GONE - the pillar damn near the size of a trailer that you used to jam to get up to the anchors below the off-width came out yesterday sometime, knocking down the massive old-growth tree below it and forever altering the trail - a fine little boulder for the kids to clamber on lots of rockfall throughout the morning - nastia thrown at wind surfer for aid-testing - many beers - dogs and kids and hard-core grown ups - jim and kenny - chemtrails, johnson, shakespeare, fucking kennedy - good times on the tumble back - now off for a birthday feast, and a monkey face party on the 'morrow
  10. you must be optimistic this here gubimint shutdown's gonna end soon?
  11. ivan

    Bring it

    w/ friends like these...
  12. 10/8 - 43rd beacon-wrangling day for the year - big fall in the gorge, the trees grown gaunt and dead-orange - damp, dull air on the evening orbit out, my head ringing w/ union-noise, deep wondrous woe - krazy late to met long-suffering kenny - up the corner in a damp, damp tizzy - S1+/2 conditions on the corner - a nut rescue - booty cordellete, cha-ching! babylyon fading, i fumble back in darkness gut-hungry to sad tales - dogs run demented, poor pat sure needs hisself a holy synod sometime soon
  13. wonder if the same fellers have a giant spray circle around their toilets too? their girlyfriends hidey-hole?
  14. excellent link up - more pts for swappng out the original picnic lunch wall for free lunch though wasn't nearly so sun-soaked last time i was on that side of stein's....
  15. what's more american than being un-american? anti-establishment minded 'mericans are certainly as old as the republic itself - poor ole'thomas paine's a fine example (don't know if he wore crocs - he did hang out in france for a long time, which does set off most folks gaydar )
  16. fabulous shoes!
  17. hopefully it'll be a long life and i'll summon the furies to Force the Passage
  18. ivan

    Bring it

    pretty certain ole'dave needs to hang on to his
  19. ivan

    Bring it

    where'm i taking it?
  20. snaffles MUST pay. how long you reckon the drive from portland?
  21. spray weren't dead, just sleep'n
  22. You obviously care enough to put it on a public form for discussion. Just say'n. I thought you guys were quicker than this. What's my "point?" i never met anyone who described ole-betard-dave as "quick" who gives a shit if john wayne was gay? regardless, if he was, it is funny, given that he played characters that were unambiguously NOT ghey
  23. i can live w/ that - i've always said "i don't think i'm gay, but maybe i just ain't met the right man yet" - my wife has never been impressed w/ this, but then i've never trusted her strange attraction to madonna
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