I've slept on DirtyHarry's porch a few times. Climbed an ice FA with him too.
I own a one-piece suit that Steve House climbed a bunch of bad ass shit in.
Colin Haley once told me a dirty joke. I don't remember it.
I had breakfast with Michael_Layton and he didn't offend my girlfriend.
I've been headbutted in the nutz by OlympiaClimber's child several times.
Alpine_Dave got really drunk one time, slept on my couch, and walked into my housemates bedrooms in the middle of the night looking for the pisser.
Fred Beckey has farted in my tent and hit on my sister and my girlfriend.
Lynn Hill talked to me once (because I was with Fred).
I stayed at Jim Sweeney's (prolific Alaskan first ascensionist and badass) house in AK (because I was with Fred).
I had lunch at Art Davidson's house and got to watch him and Jim Sweeney compare missing toes (because I was with Fred).
I went to the same college as Squid and RBW1966.
I was trask once.