Alpinfox

Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a Tomato-Peanut sauce: Soak the smoked meat in water, then rinse and drain it. Fry tomatoes, onions, chile pepper, in hot palm oil. Add tomato paste and the monkey meat. Simmer until all is tender. Season with salt and pepper. MMMmmmm!!! That's good monkey!

BUMP! I'm gonna claim the goodies attached to the chalk bag if I don't hear from the owner soon.

Let's see those trip reports! Or are you waiting to get your film developed?

What does "living in Iowa" taste like?

Wouldn't you get the same effect with wet sandpaper? This is why dogs are more popular as pets than cats.

Fern

"OLYCLIMBER YOU FUCKING FUCK, GIMME SOME FUCKING SLACK!!!" "CLLLLIIIIIIIPPPIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!" "FUUUUUUUUUCK!" "TAKE!"

Maybe Steve House will come. (By the way, I hear he lives in Bend now). He can do 52 pullups supposedly. I bet I can whip that little priss.

This weekend is the anniversary of a couple of ascents of the North Face of North Twin. Go get it boys and girls! 1. Lowe-Jones VI 5.10 A3, Chris Jones, George Lowe, August 6 to August 12, 1974 [“Ascent” 1975-1976, p. 8-13, AAJ 1975, p. 1-8] 2. House-Prezelj Variation 5.9 A2, Steve House, Marko Prezelj, 2004 [“Alpinist” No. 8, p. 40-47] 3. North Pillar VI 5.10d A2, ca. 60 pitches, David Cheesmond, Barry Blanchard, July 31 to August 5, 1985, a lot of free climbing (only about eight aid points) and genarally good rock, particullary on the headwall [AAJ 1986, p. 73-79, “Mountain”1986, January/February, No. 107, p. 6-7]

Full moon. You can go ahead and make that my new title right now. I think you'd be a natural.

I think Hansel and I are headed back to "The Proj". 90 degrees and 0% POP =

I want THIS as my avatar pic. With sound too. How much would I have to donate to get that Timmmmmay?

OMG!!! "For Immediate Release" Pub Club! 12 hours ago! You're all invited!

I know someone who was conceived at the Norweigan Memorial. If that isn't a good "family activity", I don't know what is.

We were the wankers flailing on Sagitarius and then Godzilla. I would have recognized you though. Did you get a face transplant or anything?

Nobody has found my chaco yet? Slackers...

How about a photo editing event? Prizes for speed, quality, and hilariousness?

A couple folks were climbing in the TF area last evening and didn't get smashed. I don't know if those blocks are still waiting to fall or if they have been cleaned off yet. Anyone else know?

Bivy sack races? Horsecock toss?

Those crystals really align your chocks and shit.

I bet you are feelin' sharp at work today. Hey Tons'o'snaffles, Ken didn't go looking for your stoppers 'cuz he's a lazy bum.

Found a chalk bag at LTW yesterday (Thursday, Aug.3). It was at the base of Godzilla/CityPark. If it's yours, describe it and I'll get it back to you. alpinfox at yahoo dot com.

Found a chalk bag at LTW yesterday (Thursday, Aug.3). If it's yours, describe it and I'll get it back to you. alpinfox at yahoo dot com. P.S. Sagitarius is a lot harder to lead than it is to follow.