Alpinfox

Hey moderators, has anyone ever been banned for being inane?

I was just doing a little daydreaming and realized that someone (a hot little brunette vixen for example) could strangle someone with a G-string. In fact, ALL clothes are pretty much potential weapons. I hope TSA will be proactive and prohibit hot brunette vixens from wearing clothes on future flights before this weakness is exploited. OK, back to my daydream now. Thanks for allow hornfox to post on prude website.

I bet Layton would do that pro boner.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOBRA!

Airports probably have some pretty good dumpster diving at the moment. When will this stupidity end? Why does TSA hate America so much?

BTW, you can't fly with yogurt either. I learned that lesson the hard way yesterday. It was raspberry too. $0.69 in the trash.

Health insurance is aid. I went for 3 years without. Maybe you should get married? I bet OlympiaClimber would say "YES!" I have no actual useful information and am just trying to get my spray legs back after my recent hiatus.

Bloody fingers is greasy, overused, overchalked, and over-gaped. ** Columbian has a bit of everything. Chimney, fingers, hands, OW, slab. ***

Another note. SA has been the scene of quite a few epics with people doing unplanned bivys on the summit and such. If your friend is somewhat new to alpine climbing, encourage them to get an early start and try to move as quickly and efficiently as possible. It's a long route.

Won't be a problem without axe/pons. In fact, you probably won't even touch snow right now. On the other hand, the direct descent could be a little dicey without axe/pons. The snow will be very baked down and firm, so you won't get much traction in running shoes. If you don't take pons+axe, plan on doing the lower angle longer descent towards McClellan Peak/Annapurna like Alasdair mentioned. It'll probably add about 30 minutes to your descent. If you DO take pons and/or an axe, the aluminum ultralight versions will be sufficient.

Hey! OlympiaClimber just sent me a video TR of his family vacation thus far. Thought ya'll might enjoy it.

Don't believe everything you read on a W-2. -AlpinPimp

DING DING DING!!! "Hey buddy, can you spare $56.72 for my DSL connection?"

Strike two! This is a fun game.

No problem. I do that all the time when giving anonymous people climbing beta on teh internut.

that's why you live in freemont isn't it? Ah, The Minx has been misinformed as to the residential neighborhood The Fox chooses to call home. The Fox would not like to live in Freemont. Not in a box. Not with socks. I would not live there said The Fox.

It's been a while, but I don't remember any bolts except rap anchors when I did it. Are the other bolts new?

but ballardites recycle their cabernet bottles whereas Bellevue-ites throw their Starbucks frappacino cups in the trash. Actually, I agree with you JayB. There really isn't much difference between the two in terms of environmental footprint, e.g. action vs. words.

HERE is a link to some hooplehead's spray about Groundhog Day.

Any "organic cairns" nearby?

I don't think he swings that way.

In multiple orders I assume? I think I've placed 5 orders now. I doubt they'll actually send me anything, especially since news of this scam has spread around the internet, in addition to the fact that I chose "FocusFucker" as my account login name when I ordered stuff. FOCUS ON THE FAMILY Request Number: XXXXXXX ONLINE RESOURCE REQUEST Request Date: Aug 21, 2006 Online Donor ID: XXXXXXXX Dear FocusFucker: Thank you for your recent resource request completed on the date shown above. The following resources are included in this request, shipping to the address(s) indicated: ======================================================================== Item Item Item Suggested Code Description Qty Donation Donation ======================================================================== Shipping to: Focus Fucker, XXX XXth Avenue Ne, Seattle, WA, 98115 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ AD072 The Chronicles of Narnia Radio Theatre 1 79.00 79.00 Complete Set Total shipped to Mr. Focus Fucker: $ 79.00 ************************************* * Total for ALL Resources = $ 79.00 * ************************************* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ YOUR DONATION - Today I donated the following in support of the family ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Your Total Donation.......... $ 0.00 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you have any questions about this request, please feel free to contact us via email at family@custhelp.com or call us at 1-800-A-FAMILY. When contacting us, please refer to this request by its confirmation number of XXXXXXX. Sincerely, Focus on the Family

Yeah, that's what I thought the one on the right was. Is the one on the left Summit Chief?

OK, I've got one too. I took this from Tonga Ridge last weekend. Tonga ridge is east of Skykomish on the south side of Hwy 2. This is looking to the south. What are those peaks? I think I know what they are, but want confirmation from you scholars. Where the hell is Klenke these days anyway?

Good question. I think it's something like this: So... homogeneity, conformity, a belief in the American Dream. Living in the suburbs, driving your SUV 10 blocks to the grocery store to stock up on processed foods, watching American Idol, etc.... What I always hated and detested and cursed above all things was this contentment, this healthiness and comfort, this carefully preserved optimism of the middle classes, this fat and prosperous brood of mediocrity. - Hermann Hesse This miserable state is borne by the wretched souls of those who lived without disgrace and without praise. - Dante Alighieri