Necronomicon

Yes, but not if you read it back to front like you're supposed to.

Thnak Jesus that your Trail Park Pass fees will be spent on repairing the damage to trails, instead of on sgns telling you that you need to pay a fee, and paying for printing tickets, and paying The Tool to write tickets all day long.

What is carbon "fibre"? What is "Fib-Ray"? Is that spanish for something?

I think the architect wanted to use titanium, but it proved to be too expensive.

What he actually said was: "He (God), while knowing my human fragility, encourages me to respond with faith ... and he invites me to assume the responsibilities that he himself has entrusted to me" Funny, I had a hard time getting all that from what I heard on the radio. The suggestion was also made that he should probably start pinning a diaper to his chest.

Monopoints.

They removed 200 dumptruck loads to open the road to New Halem LAMBONE: I just "got" your location

"hmm nmhm hnmmnmh hhmnm hnmhmmn mnmhm hmnmhm nhmnmnh hhhmnmnh hmmnn mnhnm mh mnmmh hhmnmnnh hhmmn mhmnh hhmn nnmh nhnmnm." The importance of catholicism in the world today, and the relevance of the Pope as a world leader, cannot be understated.

By the way, what the fuck is "VOMING", college boy?

He smile after he pukes because he feels better!

Next time, try beating off all day.

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Check out this fucking idiot. At least Gandhi starved himself FOR A REASON!! This guys is such a dipshit, I hope he chokes on his first sip of gruel. Magician my ass.

It's amazing how high up you can bring your feet when you're hanging from the rope. Remind me to hang from the rope the next time I'm on lead. I'll try a figure four.

The World Trade Center.

I just got off the phone with God. We told me to tell you that you're all a bunch of "fucking punters", and that you "ain't worth half a shit". I think he's been drinking all day. He said he was kicking back watching some Turkish all-anal pornos, and I could hear White Zombie cranked in the background. Weird dude, for sure, but he's got a bag of the killer stank, and I'm heading over.

I love a happy ending.

I don't know much about religion, but why would the Pope need a Walther PPK handgun?

Mmmmm...carcasses.

If it weren't for Bill Clinton, Rush Limbaugh never would have gotten addicted to oxycontin.

Slept next to the train tracks outside of Kamloops. I think eight trains came by that night. You could feel the ground moving up and down, I was so close. When out 7am wakeup train came by, we packed up and hit the road.

Your honor! I object!

Ban this Hater!!!