Necronomicon

The chicks in the picture don't strike me as diesel dykes. Imagine posing for a stock photographer, then having your picture used in an article about fat bull dyes dying of heart disease.

I moved out here from New Hampshire 8 years ago. When I told my friends that I wanted to explore the States and find a cool place to live, they were like "Why? It's all the same." Literally. They're still their, never having lived beyond a 25 mile radius from where they were born. It's a weird, Yankee mentality.

The people have spoken!!!

Please...do the world a favor...take your own life immediately.

I saw his band play in Boston. Great spoken word. "My mother sucks ten mile of cock." "If you're gonna shoot a cop, shoot him in the head." I pounded down some punk, and he looked at me all indignant, like "How dare you beat the shit out of me at a hardcore show!" Weak...

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Got this from John Middendorf's webpage. God has spoken. Take note, Tex.

If you have any final words for me, say them soon, because I'm not planning on having my hearing for much longer.

Nov. 25th. I think they plan on crucifying James Taylor on an upside down cross of molten barbwire.

Dune.

Think I could run it on a fuel cell?

Just tried some. Boy, do I feel swarthy!!

Fucking HARDMAN!!!

Agreed. Worthless rags.

The world's a better place.

Beck's at the wheel, great ideas in tow.

You haven't had a real job since I met you four years ago. You've done more climbing in the past year than most anyone on this website, and recovered from two broken feet as well. I can barely climb with you any more, because you've done almost every climb worth doing in this area that's on my tick list. Are you "lazy" and "tied down with life"???? Where are your legions of psychophantic ball slobberers?? So what. Some of those dorks that are giving his helmet a shine may also pony up some coin for an "overseas project" or something. Whores get paid. Look at Alex Lowe.

No room for two in the spotlight?

Great idea!!! Why spend $170,000,000,000 of your owns kids eduacation when you can spend it on Imperialism to secure finite resources disguised as doing the right thing?

I was watching the Zapruder film.

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Not any more...

I give flying fuck. I do.

Seems like you're logic was getting it's ass kicked over there, so you've brought it over here, where we're supposed to all nod "Yessa! Yessa!" without Alpinist (who reads like Polish Bob with capitalization) around.

That fat cunt Condoleeza Rice has an oil tanker named after her. Does that count? (What a coincidence! A former oil executive with her name on a super-tanker is the current president's National Security Advisor! What are the odds???)