Necronomicon

Left about $30 worth of stuff bailing off of Vienesse in July. Cheaper than dinner with the wife...

No.

the crux is getting their fat ass into the basement in the first place. You're evil.

I think he must have meant "mode", as in the stankhole that opens his rotten yap the most frequently.

We called it the "Freshmen Fifteen". Too many empty calories, although you date rapers don't seem to mind too much when they're passed out in the basement next to the boiler.

riiiight. I didn't know your Mom lived in my neighbhorhood!!!

One time in Boy Scouts, we took tent poles and smoked the smoke off of the top of a campfire. It tasted like shit, but at least we were smoking. Once, we even took the label off of a soup can, and rolled up some tea from a tea bag, and smoked it. We should have just stolen some cigarettes. I'm just glad I never got molested.

If you happened to see this weekend a four foot tall, eight foot wide, eight foot deep, six foot radius shrink-wrapped quarter pipe sticking up from the bed of a pickup truck like a giant shrink-wrapped plywood shark fin, and with giant anarchy symbols painted on both sides, driving between Bellingham and Eugene, your welcome!!

The Rirst Rule of Spray is: You do not talk about Spray. The Second Rule of Spray is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SPRAY! Third Rule: Someone yells stop...goes limp...taps out...the Spray is over. Fourth Rule: Only two people to a Spray. Fifth Rule: One Spray at a time. Sixth Rule: No shirt, no shoes. Seventh Rule: Spray will go on as long as it has to. And the Eighth & Final Rule: If this is your first time in Spray...you have to Spray.

There was one where they grew a giant ear of corn, and brought it to the fair, except it was so hot, that the corn popped and filled the bigtop with popcorn.

if the dog ate it shouldn't that be cranberry Dog mystery? who solves the mystery, Encyclopedia Brown? I think I read all of the Encyclopedia Brown's. I also had all of the "McBroom" books. They were these kick ass tall tales, for example, about watermelons that grew so fast, the kids would throw in the seeds, jump on the meolns, and race them.

I grew this wicked beard once, and for fun, I combed it all out while looking in the mirror. Suddenly, I was staring at "Mr. Whiskers" from the book "A Cranberry Bog Mystrey" that I had when I was a kid. They accused him of eating the cranberry pie, but I think the dog did it. Now that I think of it, I really have no clue what the big mystery was. I think I'm clutching to false memories, like those people who are convinved that their parents were in satanic cults, and used their kids in the rituals.

More good news!!!

You can find the answer here.

Wrong.

I told my wife the other day that the best way to get ketchup out of a new bottle of ketchup is to hold it at an angle and hit it with the edge of your hand, using a chopping motion, on the pickle on the label. What does she say? She said: "It's not a pickle. It's a pepper." Bitch...

REALLY close. If fact, this person has pressed themselves atop Laura Bush at least once, gritting their teeth, and crying with frustration.

Are you suggesting that there is a Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld hybrid entity? Kind of like the three heads of Satan chewing the heads of the three arch-traitors (Brutus, Cassius, and Judas, FYI) for all eternity amidst the frozen lake at the center of Dante's Hell, only the lake is made of boilng oil, and Satan/Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld is chewing money, stock options, and the bill of rights??

I have always thought that I could make a lot of money if I built an automatically deploying flotation system for when people who are confined in a wheel chair drive into a pool. I have mixed feelings, though, because not only would it save lives, but it could be used by the forces of evil to keep someone from taking their own life.

VERY cold...

Jesse Jackson's kind of an off-white color. Is that closer? Getting cold....

Close, but no cigar.

I heard recently about a blonde black anit-semetic quadrapalegic hermaphroditic gay mysogynist homophobe jew KKK member that was being discriminated against at work. What a shame!!!

Sorry to hear about your loss. I had to bury a friend this weekend, fucking sucked, but we put the "fun" into "funeral" for him on saturday night. Best wishes, -Justin

No cheating now, we want to keep this challenging. Who said the following: "But, you know, I don't think we're serving our nation well by allowing the discourse to become so uncivil that people say -- use words that they shouldn't be using."