Necronomicon

The perfect TR: I did this route. I found these conditions. I did it in this time. Here's some beta you might find useful. Here's a pic or two. I'm humble about the whole experience. Not: I did this route, and you didn't. My cock is so big, I used it to sling horns on the descent. Here's a pic of me grabbing my nutsack, with my finger in the air, and pointing at myself, screaming "I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE!" over and over again like a drunken frat boy. I'm not giving you any beta. Ask me how cool I am.

14X a week?!!! Good lord!! Those are true stoners! I think if you did any mind altering drug 14X a week, you're boys'd be screwy... Huh? "Good lord!!"??

What's makes you wanna be the fucking trip report nazi? You seem to enjoy your freedom to create wonderfully funny abrasive quips, why rain on someone else's parade? Do gay-ass TR's bring out the traffic cop in you? Fuckin a' sure as hell beats the "I want to feel good about myself so I'll dogpile some hapless newbie climber/writer." That's the shit that oughta be quashed. Hey. Spray Nazi. I don't rip on anyone's TRs. It's either , or I keep my mouth shut about the content. Please find a post of mine where ripped on anyone over the route they did, and their TR. On the other hand, when people get al "I'm the gnarliest bad-ass." or "I know what I'm talking about, dipshit." or even "Look at how big my genitalia are", I'm going to call bullshit and take the piss out of them.

necro - These 'gay" things eventualy start to grate on me. I think you should use another word. PP who always is feeling gay! Thanks. Instead of "gay ass", I'll use "faggot ass". My bad.

Why should anyone be forced to tolerate yet another gay ass TR about how so-and-so climbed the Tooth? It's the "I want to feel good about myself so I'll type out this boring ass TR about some mung heap that's been climbed a thousand times, and post it on the Internet for the whole world to see." mentality that deserves to be squashed. You should be able to feel good about your accomplishments without having to drag them in front of the whole world.

Super-secret winter grovelfest. Shh...can't talk about it...

The bi-weekly "Trask is Banned" or "Trask is Out of Here, Fuckers" thread. Muffy: Please PM me the details of this latest Traskian intrigue.

I use five kinds of cheese.

And my response..... Elizabeth, I am not surpirsed that you found my comments to be completely unconstructive. Do not delude yourself into thinking that you do not exploit people's misery. Although your arguments that you did not post this persons name, etc, hold some weight, you work in an industry that has historically used human suffering and misery as spectacle, in order to earn monetary profits. I find this to be beneath contempt. As an example, I ask you what your lead story will be this evening. Will it be about the great weather? Or will it be about someone's suffering? Additionally, by posting under the "NEWSTIPS" avatar, you pose as an anonymous representative of what I consider to be a loathsome occupation. My attacks are therefore directed at every member of your profession, not just you, so please, don't take it personally. I'm sure you're above reproach. -Justin

I used to play hangman sometimes for fun, but I stopped because the people I played with started hanging people.

I always include personal attacks when I speak with the media about this issue, as I have on a number of occassions. Their expolitation of people's misery, is, in my eyes, as dispicable as child molestation, and is therefore deserving of personal attack.

This post was originally in the "Leavenworth Climbing Accident" thread, but got deleted by a well-meaning moderator that, IMHO, lacked the fortitude to face the truth within at such a dark time. This post belongs in the Climbing forum, beacuse it is not Spray, but is instead a rational attempt on my part to express my feelings about a serious issue, to the rest of the climbing community. First of all, let me start by expressing my sincere condolences to the friends and family of this individual. This sucks. NEWSTIPS: You and your vile ilk are blood sucking, festering winged carrion eaters. You think you're doing everyone a favor, but what if I happen to know this guy (I do live in Bellingaham) and I get to hear about his tragic death: 1) On a public BBS, typed out in cold blood, rather than from a friend or family member. 2) From a member of an industry which exists for the sole purpose of exploiting other peoples misery in order to function as a matrix for the interstitial sale of the products of its advertisers. Do you actually think that posting this infromation would be helping me out right now? Can you dirtbags even think enough before you "Report" to consider people's feelings any more, or are you so desenstized to human suffering that you can't remember how it can be inflicted? -J

Hey!! FUCKER!! Keep sending me death threats by PM and I'll blow the top off of the whole thing. You know who you are...

Pussy. If you're deeply offended by the word pussy, which is simply an arrangement of symbols placed on your screen thanks to an unknown stranger, you've got some serious problems. You're probably the kid in middle school that got so mad he started crying and punched the wall next tot he urinal, breaking his hand. Whatever... no, i find using the term 'pussy' to indicate lack of manliness, and assert one's feeling of manhood too stupid to be offended. i dealt with that macho stuff a long time ago. if you were to use it against someone who may be vulnerable in this respect, let's say a homo, then it might bother me. i think the intent behind the insult is what really matters. i am probably of a different generation than most who post here, and using insults randomly is not part of my culture, but i do realize that it may not be the case for many younger than me. i respect that, but i draw the line at hateful intent. using insults to gloss over the meaning of the discussion or rally the mob for the assault is a problem as well because it is demagoguery. Where I'm from, it's called "Taking the Piss Out of Someone". It's when you rag on people endlessly, for absolutely no reason, save for trying to come up with the best slam. It does serve the function of toppling the high-and-mighty, though, so I guess it does have a purpose. The Dobe Kung (insert appropriate mouth clicking), a nomadic tribe in Africa, have a similar ritual known as "Insulting the Meat". If I kill a boar, for instance, and get the other men in the tribe to help me carry it back to the village, they owuld, upon seeing the kill, tell me "How dare you waste our time with this bag of bones? And the meat will be gamey beacuse you've killed a Grandfather." By insulting the meat, they can keep people in their place. And hunter whose kill is being insulted will not feel the pride that leads to arrogance.

Because your questions do not relate to my initial post, and I'm such a fucking pussy, I'm taking your words to me nothing but a PERSONAL ATTACK against me. You have been reported to the proper authorities, fucker.

And how about that Trask??? What a douche!!

Pussy. If you're deeply offended by the word pussy, which is simply an arrangement of symbols placed on your screen thanks to an unknown stranger, you've got some serious problems. You're probably the kid in middle school that got so mad he started crying and punched the wall next tot he urinal, breaking his hand. Whatever...

I heard that the deserts are melting due to global warming. Is this true?

Holy shit, what a joke! Too funny!!!!

The R.I.P. DG Memorial Anarchy Quarterpipe

Coping, yes, but we built it up here and trucked it down to Eugene as a B-Day gift for my friends ten year old son, so none for you, sorry. although, if you pay me for cost of materials plus ten percent, I'll build you one. Our even had wheels and handles so that it was "portable".

pole smoker ZING!!

My wife is a cyclist, and she has: Been called a "cunt" numerous. Been called a "Fucking bitch" numerous times. Been yelled at inarticulatly on uncountable occassions. Had an apple thrown at her. Had part of a sandwich thrown at her. She even had one guy look her straight in the eye and throw an entire Big Gulp at her. If you've ever done any of the above, and I happen to meet you, plan on paying out your health insurance deductable.

Sweet!!