Necronomicon

Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burnin'! To my surprise, yes! One hundred stories high People gettin' loose y’all gettin' down on the roof - Do you hear? (the folks are flaming)Folks were screamin' - out of control It was so entertainin' - when the boogie started to explode I heard somebody say Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down Burnin'! Satisfaction (uhu hu hu) came in the chain reaction (burnin') I couldn't get enough, (till I had to self-destroy) so I had to self destruct, (uhu hu hu) The heat was on (burnin’), rising to the top, huh! Everybody's goin' strong (uhu hu hu) And that is when my spark got hot I heard somebody say Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down, yoh! Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down Burnin'!

I heard that a family was being evacuated, and the wife turned back to see her house one last time, and turned into a pillar of salt.

I was listening to the reports on the radio, and I realized I had a big smile on my face. Discuss.

"Thank you American imperialists, for bringing security to my country. Praise Allah!"

More like "We take it in the shit from the US border guards."

How, exatcly, does this link remain on this board?

Get a job.

"Me: A pasty looking Boy Toy who lied about being the outdoor type. You: A middle-aged professional with a dark complexion and a dark secret. Pick me up hitch hiking and make me your bitch. I come with all my possessions in an over-stuffed backpack. You cum when you over-stuff me with your purple man-truncheon. I look so clean. Make me dirty."

This is the stupidist shit I've seen since last years calendar...

"I love freedom of speech." -The Shrub

"Delegates from the world’s richest governments are gathering in Madrid to decide how much or how little they are prepared to donate towards the reconstruction of a shattered Iraq. Clearly, more than six months after US President George W Bush declared major hostilities in Iraq to be over, there is still a huge job to be done – the situation for many of the country’s poorest people has become worse rather than better over the period. Violence and instability still plague the country, with daily reports of military and civilian casualties. This very insecurity has meant that implementation of the much boasted, and hoped for, reconstruction plans has barely begun. Hospitals still lack medicines and basic equipment, clean drinking water is not available in many areas, and raw sewage can be seen on the streets of many towns. Christian Aid works with local organisations in many parts of Iraq and the message from them is clear. ‘In general, almost everyone involved in the reconstruction of Iraq has not been effective – despite the passing of six months and the expenditure of large sums of money,’ says the director of one of Christian Aid’s partner agencies, working in the south of the country. So, with the humanitarian situation still critical, there are plenty of immediate needs on which money from international donors can be spent. As this report demonstrates, the widespread assumption that reconstruction could be paid for entirely by Iraqi oil money is a false one. Due, not least, to continuing insecurity, Iraq just does not produce enough oil to pay for even immediate needs and is unlikely to do so in the near future. What this report most shockingly reveals, however, is that the billions of dollars of oil money that has already been transferred to the US-controlled Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) has effectively disappeared into a financial black hole. For all the talk of freedom and democracy for the Iraqi people – before, during and after the war which toppled Saddam Hussein – there is no way of knowing how the vast majority of this money has been spent. This situation is in direct violation of the UN resolution that allowed Iraqi assets to be transferred to the CPA. Indeed, the body that is supposed to oversee how Iraq’s assets are used has not even been set up yet. Just as disturbingly, if this lack of transparency is perpetuated it could well hold the seeds for future disaster in Iraq. The very oil revenues that are potentially the country’s greatest asset could, on all available evidence, prove to be a curse." -http://www.christianaid.org.uk/indepth/310iraqoil/iraqoil.pdf

We are WINNING the WAR ON TERROR

UnKKKle Scam wants YOU!!! Sooner than later, as we expand this assinine "War on Terror" into Perpetual War.

NO HELMET!! How can expect me to make fun of him by name?? It's so impersonal!

"CAN I GET A FUCKING SPOT WHILE I PULL THIS MOVE!!!"

Leave Annabelle out of this!

Cute puppies Smiley faces Hand-made birthday cards Hugs from mom Warm Soup Kittens eating ice cream

"How do you use these god damn things????"

He forgot shorts-over-polypro, so he tied in. To be safe.

The importance of having your name on your helmet, and keeping your socks clean, cannot be overstated. Don't try and hide from the truth, douche. making fun of mentally damaged persons is too easy to be even remotely funny unlike mountaineers, they can't log on to defend themselves also unlike mountaineers they didn't make the choice dude you are being tacky! I am not making fun of a mentally damaged person, I am using an image of a mentally damaged person to make fun of the Mounties.

Shai' Hulud!! Bless the Maker and his Water!