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  1. Wouldn't each page then contain a fouling pagetop that would deserve deletion? Then would the next post not become a pagetop, requiring deletion? And then, would all posts not require deletion? And then, would the entire website require deletion? And then, what would Attitude do????
  2. The CDK is typically christened with a blast of pot smoke, making it one of the most confusing knots to tie.
  3. Use rope for autoerotic self-strangulation.
  4. It really captures the moment well.
  5. Yeah, but can he use it to pry open a beer???
  6. Layton: make up a pamphlet and hit the "Inspirational Mangled Person" lecture series. You can get all shifty-eyed on them, and tell them that it's all about nothing, and swear at them like a weirdo, and shit, and talk about how your injury did almost nothing to change your life.
  7. Your picture captures the essence of climbing in the Pacific Northwest. Additionally, the composition is such as to suggest a true eye for the beauty of form. I'm caught aghast, not only from the power of the image, but also from the power of the emotions it releases within me.
  8. Does this site serve the same function?
  9. Great job with the Germans during WWII. Way to pull down hard.
  10. If it's there, I'll clip it. I don't really care what it is, as long as it looks like it could hold a fall. The only thing that bothers me is when there is a bolt near a perfect spot for pro.
  11. Link Fucking ingrates.
  12. One man's joke is another man's death wish.
  13. My wife rented one that took place entirely, alternately, in the mens and womens restroom at a bar. We shut it off, it sucked so bad. It made me ill to watch it.
  14. Necronomicon

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  15. I use a Minolta XGM SLR I use Fuji Provia 100 for color slide, and whatever for B&W. I use a 28mm-80mm lens with a macro feature. I use a polarizing filter in good light, but a regular skylight filter in low light, so that I don't have to push the film. When I shoot BW I use a yellow filter to improve contrast.
  16. I think that's where you grow trees.
  17. I shoot 35mm slides or B&W prints. The digital technology available today cannot match the resolution available from slides. If I want a digital image, use a slide scanner.
  18. Colin just climbed it. They're selling T-Shirts to commemorate the ocassion.
  19. Yet another milestone of human achievement. The world is a much better place.
  20. The Direct Price Glacier would be even more entertaining. You could canoe across Nooksack Lake right to the base, and ice climb the whole way up. Dru:
  21. Can I carry bandoliers of shotgun ammo as well? I need to reload often when I'm blasting the Peurto Rican scum back into the gutter.
  22. I was hiking Goat Peak, across from the N. face of Shuksan, on Saturday, and let me tell you, there was not much snow at all. You'd have to do some scrambling from the saddle at the base of the face to get onto the ice below the face. The scramble you'd be above some cliff bands, which could be exciting. There was also a spot higher on the face where there was no snow at all. Have fun!!
  23. I added the fourth for EXTRA TENSION!!! Can't you feel it???
  24. I see plenty of room for sub-development.
  25. I have some redemptive value around here, unlike Sphincter. For example, I just used the word redemptive in a sentence. Twice. All Shitstinkter can do is antispray. Another example of the value I bring to cc.com is shown above. Notice how I wittily morphed "Sphinx" into "Sphincter", and then morphed "Sphincter" into "Shitstinkter". Hilarious! This kind of high-order thinking doesn't happen by accident. And it's no accident that it will be people like me that will lead humanity to the stars....and beyond. Notice the tension I carefully built with only four simple punctuation marks. Also notice how I refered to them as "punctuation marks", rather than the utilize the barbarian "period" synonym.
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