G-spotter

you'll get a wet ass from the sit start to this one, johnny mud

Unless you snuck in in a Black Helicopter

Do you have me on ignore too or can you read this?

yeah, cause no one would ever go in there in the winter to climb the snow couloir now, would they?

yawn, nothing to see here, move along.

You might be banned but the system still knows that it's your birthday! I, for one, am anxiously awaiting the day we see "Happy birthday Bonzo" or "Happy Birthday thenodder" at the bottom of the page.

you know, an American Death Triangle loads all the pieces equally too

Got any more o' that good sarsaparilla?

Don't forget that Darryl Hatten died trying to rescue a cat out of a tree for an old lady. You ever see any cat skeletons up in trees? Nope. They can always make it down sooner or later on their own. Mostly they are just lazy enough they try to persuade some dumb human to get them down instead so they don't have to jump.

The fuck is a sbnob and does it have anything to do with OlyClimber?

http://wireservice.wired.com/wired/story...w=wn_wire_story crikey!

belays are for sissies, drop acid and free solo

Where is Dru?

MAUDE I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy. DUDE Oh, no.

What!?! It will never replace the mighty Chair Peak! Never! They can duke it out to challenge da Toof.

I'd rather have the sheep pasture thanks

Maude: What do you do for recreation? The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

archaea make oil. the world will only run out of oil if we run out of archaea

Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

well but i don't see any claims on gravsports about 2nd or 3rd ascents eh? strange isn't it?

"climbing forte" reminds me of a specific person lancegranite's neighbour

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

doxy what's going on with your right leg? it looks like the gaiter is twice as big as your leg

"This next one is the first post of my new avatar"