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Capitalizing on the trendiness of sushi, Mountain burger house will soon become Mountain Sushi House. The menu will not change, however. You will just get the salmon burger without the bun. Mountain WoMan in Brittania will follow suit by stopping the deep frying process in their fish and chips offerings.

It's just ice cream.

Well, I have been trying to look like BlueBlocker guy but I'm dirt lip deficient.

It's clearly Bear's Reach at the Leap. I saw a video of Dano that looked just like that.

There is no safety anywhere. Stay in America where God and Homeland Security will protect you.

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Maybe it has to do with the "Thanks E" in your first post?

Changing the fibre content of your diet would help with that.

damn fine! the photos are all too

actually if you count the tar sands Canada has the 2nd biggest reserves in the world. and the second largest granite monolith too!

dish!

Maybe that's what happened to my old skis, a gnome ate'em.

Pete would probably tell you it sucks and isn't worth the walk in, unless he's already climbed every crack on the whole mtn.

coconut

Board or bottle?

I bet he can't eat a whole pound of bacon either. How do you know if you meet someone who is from Banff? Don't worry, he'll tell you.

TMI

"doesn't like Guinness" = more Guinness for me

There is no way this could possibly be correct. Three percent? I'm sure you have a fine source for that statistic, but it just doesn't pass the sniff test. I dunno about you, brother, but I see a lot of Wal Marts, fast food joints, gas stations, mini marts, and the like around here, and, from my own work experience growing up (don't worry, I'm sure you worked so much harder than I did ), I don't recall that sort of job paying all too highly. It also makes me wonder how many are really making substantially more than the minimum wage. A 25-cent/hour pay raise may technically mean you are not making minimum wage, but it's not buying you a whole lot more Top Ramen. how many % earn LESS than minimum wage? working under the radar and sending half home to mom?

Yeah, compared to a slate quarry in Wales, the Fisher Towers, or a yellow limestone band in the Bow Valley, the rock isn't that much worse.

I'd agree with most of what you wrote in the first sentence, but not with the "interesting" part.

He's shacked up in a love nest with Captain Granitic

or

Existentialism is for the French. out here we are all Objectivists, Logical Positivists, or Deep Ecologists. Or Taoists. The Dude abides, man.

Do you prefer choss , or solid granite