G-spotter

There was a thread about this in the Yard Sale forum but some overzealous moderator named Will deleted all the interesting discussion.

You can usually find it in the ladies fitness section at Goodwill.

check it out!

For a proper spirit guide you must consume the flesh of your guide or lick it anyway

Hey, can I register some new avatars too please

climber numbers go up, whine about crowds erosion polishing etc climber numbers go down, whine about gym climbing, revegetation of routes, loss of clout, etc. just STFU and climb your 70m.

a push from the left and a shove from the right it's all planned out we'll do it tonight first the president, then his wife

How can you say "haven't changed a bit" when there's all the new pirate forums and stuff?

Well the design would make a good pasty

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what about if you drop some yeast in there and let it sit behind the fridge for a month?

Next time just stay home and rent Mulholland Drive. That one's a great date flick. It's arty and a chick flick too!

I think its level is just a litle bit below the shoulders actually.

Rex Goliath? Didn't he win the 1968 WCW belt from Gorilla Monsoon?

Supercrack, maybe? How hard does the dog lead. Are we talking Biscuit here?

don't drown running away from the tool, though

The actual quote is "Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed." Although it says here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabulous_Furry_Freak_Brothers that "weed" should properly be "dope".

iain had the same idea couple of years ago... do a search. i sense a patent lawsuit!

Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? A: A buck an ear! Q: Where does a pirate keep his buckaneers? A: Underneath his buckenhat!

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling about their adventures on the seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch. The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies: "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the sailor. "What about the hook?" "Well," replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" said the sailor. "And how did you get the eye patch?" "A seagull-dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull-dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate,"it was my first day with the hook..."

Seems like there was a shipfull of pirates crashed on a desert island. To escape the island the crew had to caulk the ship. Meanwhile the lust-mad pirates rounded up the local animals on the island for some bestiality. Now there weren't enough caulking tools to go around so only a few pirates could caulk at any one time. As a reward these men were given the first pick of the island's fauna and could spend their nights with manatee, monkey or sow. The remainder of the crew had to make do with fish, tube worms, a shark, things like that. The episode is remembered today with the popular phrase "I'd caulk a while for a mammal".

not if they are scraps of fecal matter and TP

did you know that zombies love pancakes?