G-spotter

alpinfox is a plushie

how much for just the lesbian?

too dumb to care

we're supposed to get 50cm of fresh overnight above 4000' on a hard crust , with high avvy hazard.

i heard flat-tops are back in.

boobs with legs? sounds like a real party girl!

who gets to be the hugtop?

wait a second, silicon? are these things getting computer viruses? USBoobs? 512 Gb each side?

and the inflatable models cause discomfort during Everest summit bids.

90% of 90% is 81%.

w3 have pwned northwestclimbers.com l0ngtime.

that wasn't very nice

polyester shirt with dragster flames on it... check tight black levis or, adidas tearaways... check party in the back, business up front... check black skate shoes with red laces... check cubic zirconia bling... CHACHECK! and it's thursday night! the good times are rockin at Tornado Joe's!

Drop acid and free solo.

there are a lot of white sport climbers in SA who aren't Ed February.

next thing ya know Raffi will be singing about pimping his ho's.

90% of Americans do not believe they are overweight. fact.

stick clips dude

knickers with knee socks man!

k, time is short here, what are the take-home points?

isn't that mister e's parrot on the pretty bird?

They also like to have ski races down tin roofed hut roofs at 4 AM. Zzzzzzzzzzzuk flap flap. Zzzzzzunk flap flap. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzunk flap flap. etc.

Mikey, I thought your perfect date climb involved a bagless bivy with Choada Boy in a snow cave, eating raw snaffle sushi?

Toys for Keas