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Well the design would make a good pasty

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what about if you drop some yeast in there and let it sit behind the fridge for a month?

Next time just stay home and rent Mulholland Drive. That one's a great date flick. It's arty and a chick flick too!

I think its level is just a litle bit below the shoulders actually.

Rex Goliath? Didn't he win the 1968 WCW belt from Gorilla Monsoon?

Supercrack, maybe? How hard does the dog lead. Are we talking Biscuit here?

don't drown running away from the tool, though

The actual quote is "Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed." Although it says here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabulous_Furry_Freak_Brothers that "weed" should properly be "dope".

iain had the same idea couple of years ago... do a search. i sense a patent lawsuit!

Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? A: A buck an ear! Q: Where does a pirate keep his buckaneers? A: Underneath his buckenhat!

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling about their adventures on the seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch. The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies: "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the sailor. "What about the hook?" "Well," replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" said the sailor. "And how did you get the eye patch?" "A seagull-dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull-dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate,"it was my first day with the hook..."

Seems like there was a shipfull of pirates crashed on a desert island. To escape the island the crew had to caulk the ship. Meanwhile the lust-mad pirates rounded up the local animals on the island for some bestiality. Now there weren't enough caulking tools to go around so only a few pirates could caulk at any one time. As a reward these men were given the first pick of the island's fauna and could spend their nights with manatee, monkey or sow. The remainder of the crew had to make do with fish, tube worms, a shark, things like that. The episode is remembered today with the popular phrase "I'd caulk a while for a mammal".

not if they are scraps of fecal matter and TP

did you know that zombies love pancakes?

You'd get lost trying to find scotland so I doubt it

What is a commune but living off the land? Or are you even against sustainable agriculture? Maybe you're ignoring the fact that even the hunter-gatherer lifestyle causes massive extinctions (see Pleistocene decline in megafauna). The rate of extinction would DEFINITELY increase from what it is now. Unless you are fantasizing about some magical process where 99.9% of the human population suddenly vanishes tomorrow, with no protracted period of starvation, hunting or food, marching like locusts over the land destroying resources they no longer have the technology to sustain the use of. That's a pretty harsh final solution. Not even time to wave goodbye.

If civilization collapsed today it would not be a good thing for the rest of the planet. It would be a bad thing. People don't think about conservation when they're concerned about immediate survival. The increased demand for bushmeat resulting from massive starvation would surely doom all the endangered species you are now professing to be worried about. It sounds to me like you are really saying "The world would be a better place if we killed off all the rich people, and all the poor people, and just me and my privileged hippie friends survived on our commune". Sorry but that's a fantasy I can't buy into.

if you are concerned about lives, think about this. much of our civilization's efforts, technology, and means of distribution are devoted to maintaining the current global population. a corollary of this is that the current global population is unsustainable using pre-industrial and pre-agricutural revolution technology. so if civilization ends, probably 95% of the current human population dies. who are those people who die going to be? sure as hell not the people on top of your current "violence hierarchy". so how is ending civilization going to benefit them? they'll be the first to die. on the other hand, the benefits of our current technological civilization with respect to reducing our footprint are only starting to be realized. therefore we need to intensify these efforts rather than ending them. also, the effect of Western civilization on reducing birth rates and shrinking population is well documented. so continuing this lifestyle and extending it worldwide is really the only realistic solution to reducing human populations to a desirable level.

Well, have fun tending goats and growing potatoes. It'd better be fun because if civilization ends you will be too busy surviving to climb

It might seem non-sensical, but it is easily experimentally verified. Try it and see!

Two white rats

naw, cause nickel slots are loose not tight.

Like a cornice built up on the edge of the plowed snow?!?