G-spotter

Yes, the life of a spermatozoa is tough.

Wow oly, you can talk in Burnout!

Wow. really? Do you think I can go for Hummingbird Ridge on Logan without a 10 party lineup? After all it's in 50 Crowded Climbs, and Royal Arches and Liberty Crack are pretty damn busy.

I don't see anything about telemarking on there?

8 year olds, Dude.

Johnson, in the parlance of our times? Shut up, assmonkey. You're out of your element.

If I talk twice as much does that equal talk plus action then? Maybe that explains telemarkettips.com

When you change the meaning with a paraphrase, the message is altered. If you change "The best climber is the one having the most fun" to "Better climbers have more fun" you change the meaning significantly, for instance. Or what if you rearrange "Talk Minus Action Equals Zero" to give "Talk Equals Action"?

You thread it on 6mm static cord.

Try the fifi, I like it better than adjustable daisies.

Yeah, so do some draws have 4 ropes through them, or what? It looks funny.

This was taken from the Guinness Book of World Records for "most climbers belayed by a single leader"? You got like 4 seconds on there, each with their own rope clipped through the draws, and the leader has two separate Reversos up top to manage it all.

Its a good thing it hadn't crossbred with a polar bear because an all white bear would be a deadly hunter in a whiteout. However, bears are scared of smoke so it would probably be safe to hide in Muir Hut.

I'm guessing you don't use an adjustable fifi?

You mean it DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FUN TO BE FUN! To be is not to have. To do is to be. To be is to do. Dobedobedoo.

Alpine climbing is about SUFFERING! The best type of alpine climbing is the one where you never have fun

Or move to Utah, brah!

The sky is never blue in the PNW

There's probably a huge thread on virginstillmarriage.com talking about oral sex too.

The most perfect and holy number is 13013.

Hey look, this fat, single bisexual chick is a professional telemarker!

So then, where is The Nodder?

cause Telemark is Swedish for "Hey guys, wait for me?"