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Kurt, how well does marijuana and jimson weed grow in woodchips? If not those, how about morning glorys.

Donny, were you out of your element?

How long will it be until Cobra_Commander registers on the new Portland Hikers forum? COOOOOBRAAAAA!

Why don't you look up the thread we had about this on CascadeClimbers a few years ago - StuporTaco is just recycling cc.com ideas

The estimated "250-300 tons" of debris sounds ridiculously low. That's like 100 cubic meters.

I have had, or seen, 4 ropes get chopped by rockfall or by trundled rocks over the years. One on Athelstan, one on YBR, one on Arts Ass and one on Watchman's Ridge (except that one was Don's rope not mine).

Old WC Friends used to have nuts on the end of the axles. If you could reach the nut with a socket wrench, it made getting overcammed stuck Friends out pretty damn easy, you just disassembled it in the crack.

If mullets were outlawed, only outlaws would have mullets.

that is the best thing i have seen all week.

So how come you can eat cow parsnip then, eh?

Do they make a version about Subarus?

Do you think that's why the thread is called "solo belay devices for toproping"? I wonder if...

WhatEVER! Who is this Kev you bone, Kevbone? Did you start that at a spooning bivy on Brokeback Mountain's south face route?

I remember breaking a retired VOC climbing wall rope in a tug of war. I agree with Archenemy that Beals suck.

The best way to start leading alpine rock is the one having the most fun

isn't it good that you did it under cover of darkness, cause if you did it in the daylight you'd get blistered

You are confusing the invasive Giant Hogweed with the cow parsnip. Cow parsnip http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_parsnip Giant Hogweed http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_053006ENBhogweed.3a62b90d.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_hogweed

I don't think there can be that many hot Latinas named Enid, especially ones with juicy parts.

Don't you mean Gladius?

I bet they put those danishes back on the rack afterwards too

does this quote explain the sudden celebrity baby fad?

Skim soy? Would you like some mayonnaise with that?

You'd better have a sunny day and a clear night before an ascent. That will be a lot more useful than either skis OR snowshoes.

Did you know that the best thing to do with both hot coffee and cold beer is drink it! Then you don't have to fuck around prewarming your cooler or whatever

One bag is exactly how many? And what is the volume of the bag?