G-spotter

Scale or Fail Send or End Fly or Die Flash or Crash Sucessfully Led or Hospital Bed

Was it this guy?

Goodweed is so racially integrated, eh. It's almost as good as Where's Waldo!

it has been said that along with gunpowder, silk, and beautiful women, the Chinese invented telemarking.

.... and when I woke up, my pillow was missing.

Maybe they make a unicorn one, but all I see are pandas.

Come on Rudy, if you keep slaggin the mounties like that, they might not fill all 80 (!!) spaces on this: Of the 80, 75 will be dudes with helmet, polypro and beard?

The dolphin is coming looking for her once it's finished with the unicorn!

can plushies tele?

Nonskilled climbers are not climbers, but bumblies, a separate classification.

4 minnesota pitches?

Catch skunk Put skunk in pack Put pack in dryer. run dryer through as many cycles as necessary to deplete skunk!

I blame the Montauk Project.

Baboon jism.

If you try Borax, your pack might smell like mules afterwards.

Have you tried Lysol yet?

My bro has it up on the wall in his office, but it was surprisingly hard to find on t3h interweb. It took me like 4 minutes!

A stained blue dress? A couple of bodies? Bodies can be difficult to destroy quickly. Look at all the trouble those bankrupt morgue operators had.

But will the uniforms be softshell?

yeah, i can't believe that you are making fun of hospitalized people this way, even in spray, wtf, don't you know their relatives are going to read cc.com and then be so shocked at your callous laughter they go bugfuck crazy, etc. and the mounties had nothing to do with this, did they?

Mike, what about a Stone Nudes style calendar, but with all the photos of you, naked, on a different route each month?

And everything is for sale in Kenya.

Don't you mean Exploding News?

OK! Eat a whole head of red cabbage with raw garlic, drink a bottle of red wine. Next morning, take a dump in your pack. Now put the pack in the trunk of your car and leave it in the sun for a week. I GUARANTEE it will not smell like cigarette smoke anymore if you do this!