G-spotter

No, but I heard about the constipated mathematician that worked it out with a pencil.

I thought you were in the Closet of Ben Tover?

but did you know that because of the oxygen content at the poles, Denali is effectively higher than Everest?

Alright, sneaking this MN shit-talk into the picture is TOTALLY uncalled for and innappropriate. And dont think this is the only time I have seen it happen recently! Shame on all of you...you....you pompous creeps! Did you ever get that belay from Chaps? He's belaying at the gym almost every day! Except Sunday, 'cause he's in church then. And on Saturday, he might be practicing for a multipitch at the Quarry, by splitting a 60-foot high route into three or four pitches.

Is being black AND gay like being a dipped chocolate cone?

Why don't you make a guidebook like Kearney's but instead of his folksy little mini-TRs where he writes stuff like "We made coffee early in the morning, I really like coffee", you can write "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!"

Is there an organization like the Mountaineers that teaches Basic Clowning and Intermediate Clowning?

So many images to choose from it is hard to pick just one!

Ski Park City.

"My bass feels seaworthy"

What's a vegan to do? Fleece is made from unrenewable petroleum resources, while wool exploits sheep, our animal brothers. Luckily I can keep my ears warm with my long, stinky, twig-filled dreadlocks

Bill, I didn't start work until 1 today! But I already started

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Right on brah! That's hella down with Mother Earth.

SSSSHHHHH!

better spray it all with tri-flow!

Style is irrespective of difficulty. I refuse to get down on my knees like you are just because what they cheated on was hard.

Better is correcter. Cheating is wrongest.

I guess everything looks the same when your head is up your ass like that!

In the two cases I mention, the first example in each case involved cheating, the climbers admitted it, and the ascents were properly made later using correct style.

Let's not forget that when Boone Speed climbed Ice Cream with the first 4 bolts preclipped, he didn't claim a redpoint, only a yo-yo. It was Steven Jeffrey (I think?) who got the first redpoint and so technically the first free ascent. Ditto when Klem Loskot put up Vakuumgeist (9a) with the first 5 bolts of a 6-bolt route preclipped, he was criticized so heavily for it that he later removed those bolts, relocated them to better clipping stances, and reled the route clipping all the bolts (and renamed it Vakuumgeist 2000).

Hey Rudy, why do you get less points on 8a.nu for "freepointing" (preclipped bolts) if it's equally difficult then?

BEANIES: Wool or fleece?

well Bill, since we know that "the best climbing in Oregon is in Washington", it follows that the best climbing in Washington is in BC.

Pinkpointing is still cheating. Accepted, yes, cheating, yes also. Jason Kehl did properly climb The Fly after cheating his way up it first. And so far he's the only one.