G-spotter

Star Chek is now reopened after the highway construction debris is cleared up. The old parking area is signed as "Emergency Muster Area, No Parking Within 200m". There is a new parking area south of the topout for the climb. The trail through Gotham City canyon has been rebuilt, it's really good. However it ends 50m from the start of the route and you have to kick steps across a sketchy talus slope, with raging river below, to get to the climb (as usual) The rap in is still doable but there is still a shitload of loose rock at the very top of the climb that you could dislodge when you pull your rap ropes for the first rap. Heads up! CASBC recommends that you approach via the trail instead of by the rap-in due to the loose rock up top. I think they need to build the last few meters of trail before they can recommend this, though. The very first bolt is missing a hanger (only 2 bolts on first pitch now but you can supplement it with thin gear). The very last bolt needs to be wrench tightened as the nut is very loose and spinny.

did you check with your mom?

Yeah, you've shanked some sheep, haven't you Mike? What about a Bachman knot, better than a kleimheist or a Prussik and it works in both directions.

The Superior B-Sides

WHO DO YOU POST AS ON CASCADECLIMBERS? YEAH I HATE THAT SITE TOO!!!1

Yo mama so fat there's a guidebook for the front and a guidebook for the back!

Your mom is pretty easy.

Political science is called a science too, but it isn't.

eat ballz asseyes

A pirate mouse? You mean like Rheepicheep?

Except for TriCams, CAMP = JUNK.

That's because their trees are happy and growing strongly with all the extra CO2 in the air

Economics isn't a science.

Yeah but what if you buy a bunch of gold for hundreds of dollars per ounce, drive up the price of gold and devalue the US dollar, then pay off the debt with the gold which is now worth thousands of US dollars per ounce. Of course that doesn't work if you have to pay your debt in Euros.

4H Club always reminds me of the 'Fox In a Box' from Viz: "What's that you've got there, Rude Kid?" "I've got a fox in a box!" "And what are you going to do with your fox in a box, Rude Kid?" "I'm going to fuck it, and then I'm going to eat it!"

Is mangina the same thing as ass pussy?

Remember, unless you have it bronzed, you can't polish a turd.

Canadians much healthier than Americans

Go Dru Go! Yeah, well, they are all plastic surgeons moving to the US to pump collagen into Pam's tits or botox into Celine. Gotta go where your customers go.

I'd hit that.

Comeon PP how many Canadian doctors or engineers move to the States - almost none. Canada's biggest export to the US is celebrities, like Pam Anderson, Neil Young, Celine Dion and John Candy.

Maybe Cascadeclimbers should add "World Famous" in quotes to the corporate logo.

0% unemployment drives up wages because it is so hard to find someone good. Driving up wages drives up inflation. Do you really want that? Imagine having to pay $20 or $30 an hour to that guy in Portland who pumps your gas.

Telemarkers don't "date", they "go steady".

I think being a midget helps on Kanga Corner cause you pretty much have to layback your feet up next to your hands before you make that reach up.