G-spotter

a good date will get ya through times of no library card better than a library card will get you thru times of no good dates?

ARRRR the pirate hasn't sold out yet!

Soloing 5.6 does not make you a badass. Even chipmunks solo 5.6

I suck! But then I hold it in for a long time before I exhale.

despite known carcinogens, no link between heavy longterm pot smoking and lung cancer

Mike isn't really a climber (just like you) but we can't drive him away so instead we tolerate him. Do you have this measuring complex about other things? are you going to tell us that The Nodder is on TeleTwats next?

harry pi hasn't posted recently... he's probably been killed and his organs sold to rich westerners.

Emphasize this

two words, "spider hole"

you might not have noticed but climbing is the opposite of falling.

I bet he's glad that there weren't any leopard seals or colossal squid around when he went swimming in Antarctica

Ever seen kittens take on a mouse?

Hey Tim you should jump on Power of Lard.

Get Your War On!

What gets me is the half-heartedness of it. They could have killed a lot more people if they really meant it.

Haditha

Scale or Fail Send or End Fly or Die Flash or Crash Sucessfully Led or Hospital Bed

Was it this guy?

Goodweed is so racially integrated, eh. It's almost as good as Where's Waldo!

it has been said that along with gunpowder, silk, and beautiful women, the Chinese invented telemarking.

.... and when I woke up, my pillow was missing.

Maybe they make a unicorn one, but all I see are pandas.

Come on Rudy, if you keep slaggin the mounties like that, they might not fill all 80 (!!) spaces on this: Of the 80, 75 will be dudes with helmet, polypro and beard?

The dolphin is coming looking for her once it's finished with the unicorn!