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    my sides hurt now
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    ice tool

    G-spotter replied to syudla's topic in The Gear Critic

    p'tit loup
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    Fred's got the key.
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    RANT

    G-spotter replied to chris's topic in Spray

    Cage rattling flavour ice cream
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    RANT

    G-spotter replied to chris's topic in Spray

    She's the reason Positive Vibrations fell over
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    WHAT??
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    Are you sure it wasn't a hodag or a wolperdinger that stung you? Although in that case you might feel the venom running down your leg rather than up your leg.
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    Earth scientists are hoping your mama will bellydance cause they need to calibrate their seismometers!
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    HOWZ DA WEDDER

    G-spotter replied to G-spotter's topic in Spray

    WHAT??????? WHAT???? WHAT???!!!???
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    Alpinfox, did you get a Brazilian wax for your mangina?
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    Hell, bring the guy some donuts BEFORE you get a ticket. Then it's not a bribe, you are just supporting the local police force.
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    alpinstox
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    Yes. Tell the judge you just had a triple soy hazelnut whip caramel infused latte, and all the soy protein made your mangina hurt. Or that you had eaten Mexican the night before and you were driving fast looking for a place to pull over and go on burrito alert.
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    Ditto
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    RANT

    G-spotter replied to chris's topic in Spray

    Don't forget "Potter dishonored the whole climbing community"
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    cruising downhill to save on gas money
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    HOWZ DA WEDDER

    G-spotter replied to G-spotter's topic in Spray

    IS WALMART A GOOD PLACE TO LEAVE A CAR FOR TWO WEEKS?
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    HOWZ DA WEDDER

    G-spotter posted a topic in Spray

    KNOW ANYONE WHO WANTS TO GO TO CALIFORNIA FOR A WEEK? WHAT?
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    J. Frank Parnell (driving the Malibu and singing softly): Forty-niner and his daughter Clementine. Oh my darlin, oh my darlin... Motorcycle cop pulls the car over, gets off motorcycle and raps on car window. J. Frank Parnell: Clementine Clemen- County Sheriff: Let me see your drivers license. Radio: Post ten-eighteen. Post ten-eighteen. County Sheriff: From out of town, hmm? What's you got in the trunk? J. Frank Parnell: oah...you don't want to look in there. County Sheriff: Give me the keys. The motorcycle cop walks around to the back of the car and opens the trunk. The car has New Mexico license plates KBB-283. In every scene after this when the plates are visible, they will be 127-GBH. County Sheriff: AHHHHHH!
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    Or offer him a chocolate donut!
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    That's what she told YOU anyways
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    Maybe you could question the 3 sigma rating of the radar gun Gary. in Latin.
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    A fat man in a thin girl's body.
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    Promise me a six pack and I'll ban you. It worked for Squid. What did Iain give you?
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