G-spotter

You rack that on a gear sling or on your harness? Maybe in your chalk bag? Anyway guns are aid.

You couldn't concentrate if you tried.

It's at least twice the girth of Girth Pillar

A snake bit a climber... did anyone have to give first aid to the poor snake?

You should have saved the whole package and added it to a GeoCache or summit register

Yeah, but when you try to wear skinny pants to lose weight, all that happens is your gut flops over the top Like Rudy in Lycra

cmon dude, squids have 10 tentacles

thread killer

What about roasted chicken tethers? btw

Is this anything like tetherball? Gosh!

Well, the big pants fad in hiphop came WELL before Biggie Smalls.

Monkey Face, first ski descent?

That river is full of Whistler's sewage.

What is that thing anyways? It looks like a stuffed gecko or something.

I think you can get a list of GPS waypoints for Rainier at mountainspeedclimbing.com or .org or .whatever (I can never remember which is which) What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

Star Chek is now reopened after the highway construction debris is cleared up. The old parking area is signed as "Emergency Muster Area, No Parking Within 200m". There is a new parking area south of the topout for the climb. The trail through Gotham City canyon has been rebuilt, it's really good. However it ends 50m from the start of the route and you have to kick steps across a sketchy talus slope, with raging river below, to get to the climb (as usual) The rap in is still doable but there is still a shitload of loose rock at the very top of the climb that you could dislodge when you pull your rap ropes for the first rap. Heads up! CASBC recommends that you approach via the trail instead of by the rap-in due to the loose rock up top. I think they need to build the last few meters of trail before they can recommend this, though. The very first bolt is missing a hanger (only 2 bolts on first pitch now but you can supplement it with thin gear). The very last bolt needs to be wrench tightened as the nut is very loose and spinny.

did you check with your mom?

Yeah, you've shanked some sheep, haven't you Mike? What about a Bachman knot, better than a kleimheist or a Prussik and it works in both directions.

The Superior B-Sides

WHO DO YOU POST AS ON CASCADECLIMBERS? YEAH I HATE THAT SITE TOO!!!1

Yo mama so fat there's a guidebook for the front and a guidebook for the back!

Your mom is pretty easy.

Political science is called a science too, but it isn't.