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A pirate mouse? You mean like Rheepicheep?

Except for TriCams, CAMP = JUNK.

That's because their trees are happy and growing strongly with all the extra CO2 in the air

Economics isn't a science.

Yeah but what if you buy a bunch of gold for hundreds of dollars per ounce, drive up the price of gold and devalue the US dollar, then pay off the debt with the gold which is now worth thousands of US dollars per ounce. Of course that doesn't work if you have to pay your debt in Euros.

4H Club always reminds me of the 'Fox In a Box' from Viz: "What's that you've got there, Rude Kid?" "I've got a fox in a box!" "And what are you going to do with your fox in a box, Rude Kid?" "I'm going to fuck it, and then I'm going to eat it!"

Is mangina the same thing as ass pussy?

Remember, unless you have it bronzed, you can't polish a turd.

Canadians much healthier than Americans

Go Dru Go! Yeah, well, they are all plastic surgeons moving to the US to pump collagen into Pam's tits or botox into Celine. Gotta go where your customers go.

I'd hit that.

Comeon PP how many Canadian doctors or engineers move to the States - almost none. Canada's biggest export to the US is celebrities, like Pam Anderson, Neil Young, Celine Dion and John Candy.

Maybe Cascadeclimbers should add "World Famous" in quotes to the corporate logo.

0% unemployment drives up wages because it is so hard to find someone good. Driving up wages drives up inflation. Do you really want that? Imagine having to pay $20 or $30 an hour to that guy in Portland who pumps your gas.

Telemarkers don't "date", they "go steady".

I think being a midget helps on Kanga Corner cause you pretty much have to layback your feet up next to your hands before you make that reach up.

Kurt, how well does marijuana and jimson weed grow in woodchips? If not those, how about morning glorys.

Donny, were you out of your element?

How long will it be until Cobra_Commander registers on the new Portland Hikers forum? COOOOOBRAAAAA!

Why don't you look up the thread we had about this on CascadeClimbers a few years ago - StuporTaco is just recycling cc.com ideas

The estimated "250-300 tons" of debris sounds ridiculously low. That's like 100 cubic meters.

I have had, or seen, 4 ropes get chopped by rockfall or by trundled rocks over the years. One on Athelstan, one on YBR, one on Arts Ass and one on Watchman's Ridge (except that one was Don's rope not mine).

Old WC Friends used to have nuts on the end of the axles. If you could reach the nut with a socket wrench, it made getting overcammed stuck Friends out pretty damn easy, you just disassembled it in the crack.

If mullets were outlawed, only outlaws would have mullets.