G-spotter

there is no "i" in team, and no "ea" in biner

"Don't use mushrooms because you might get frightened." Great logic there. Next they will ban zombie movies.

harem? more like "herd"

Can you give me the GPS cordinates for the start of Dierdre?

I saw someone puke at 4000' elevation once after bringing nothing but 5 grapefruits for food on an all day mountaineering trip.

It would have been funny if Pete had baled off Angels Crest and then tried to find Mercy Street in the same gully

Well he said that with the weight of his lower legs gone, suddenly he could crank a one-arm pullup... don't tell the gym kids or suddenly EVERYONE will be cutting their legs off below the knee. Capri length legs!

NO, but thanks for trying!

Wheelchairs are common enough they can form a class of their own, but injuries like Hugh Herr's are not. So there is no one except other free climbers to compare him to. It seems to me like disqualifying an "in a day" ascent by Erik Weihenmyer because he's blind and therefore doesn't have to use a headlamp to navigate at night.

And they claim that Hugh Herr's ascent doesnt count. Fucking bullshit Climbing wankery. The guy doesn't have any real flesh and blood feet, he can choose whatever size feet he wants in my opinion.

It should be out in a couple months according to Fred. If the editors can read Napkin.

Kurt told me he thinks you should have the kegger in his hospital room so he can drink too

Also you might have to revise that "potential for new routes" when the new Beckey guide comes out

10 to 12 hours? I've done it twice and both times was about 3 hours.

Fixed draws are booty just like stuck nuts are.

I have photos of 2000m vertical granite faces in the BC fjords. There are 3 of them.

North Gully is popular climb? "Early exit off Angel's Crest" you mean FAILURES on Angel's Crest

Sir Bruce of Redmond sounds like a most puissant knight.

Where the hell is K1 anyway? I know K7 is over in Charakusa somewhere...

Is your crawlspace full or what?

I went to see Kurt today. He was lucid and cantakerous (same as normal). He has some bitchin' scars and his head is kind of potato shaped. We talked about climbing and blowing things up. His helmet is kind of silly. Its a kayaking helmet and he'd be better of with a ski helmet. We talked about how even though the hospital does not provide beer, guests can smuggle beer in. Hint hint.

don't they fit you?

or ...but you don't need to leave town to buy those, or so I'm told Guide 1: How did it go with that new client? Guide 2: Oh, he loved it. After our climb I was up to my knees in beer. Guide 3: Well did you guys see that rich girl I was guiding? Guides 1 and 2: Yes...? Guide 3: After our climb I was up to my balls in cider!