G-spotter

Banana Peel Snake Sparrow Over The Rainbow Jungle Warfare Calc Crack Smoke Bluff Connection Hangup to Friendly Lizard Sunshine Chim to Slot Machine to Dora's Delight Slab Alley

Can you afford the chopper fees?

The thicker the cushion The better the pushin'

...and shave your pasty, white legs?

Can you build a belay on sloping gravel?

Yeah, like cut your long hair, dirty hippie!

I fell off the walkoff from Snake once!

"To make a border guard they take a failed cop, drill out the skull, siphon the brain then pack the cavity with horseshit" - Smaill

Bannock Burn and follow signs for Valhalla Prov Park. Do NOT go to Drinnon Pass. wrong trailhead!

get a haircut hippie!

The Raven

Did a soloist kick you in the head?

Nice shot of you GOATSEing those goats but you'll need to drop your pants to get them interested.

She likes it hard Hard as a rock Inches to a yard Hard as steel and still gettin' harder...

Did you read Will's blog or something? It is kind of cool, but not worth road tripping from the USA for. Its a nice place to camp and boulder when Skaha is busy and Squamish is raining, but there area lot of private property issues so you can't just boulder anywhere and you have to keep good relations with locals or it will fuck it up for everyone.

well yeah, no one wants the soggy biscuit

I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time somebody spoojed on something/someone and still wants her. Or him

It IS a fictional peak but it looks a lot like Shivling.

if your sat phone also gets hit by the rock that injures you i guess you are doubly screwed over since your plan to get help/rescue just got changed significantly!

50% glue and 50% chips but which half is which?

why were you trying to get into the goat area? no sheep?

it is south of shannon falls.

It sounds like you had a good time

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

Hooray for stolen WiFi!