G-spotter

6) Send your cat to the Mox Peak slideshow

I have been to a few of them but I haven't met you. My climbing partners were a little scared off by the crowds and bongo drums so I wasn't around for very long. I have a photo with both Iain and Carolyn in it

Bolts = aid = murder of impossible puss puss

Brian Greenwood climbed Prusik?

Alavigne dot net? Avril Lavigne is a via ferrata enthusiast?

Choss

But have they ever set a speed record?

The Nodder?

Can you climb 5.11+? If not then ignore Dag. Gladsheim, Prestley and Asgard have some fun routes. You might also try the NW ridge or NE ridges on Gimli

If they didn't or couldn't place any pro, then they called it 4th class.

That's a via ferrata

Mmmm, burger-stanley with mushrooms.

http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=194715 Annabelle Bond awarded OBE for "services to mountaineering!"

chutney ferret

The first rule of fall ropeup is...

8 6 7 5 3 0 9

Is there a chunk of Kurt's skull that we could pass around and sign before it gets put back in

arrr

You can give it to a dirty hippie who will weave it into a fashionable rug for you!

4 point instep crampons are even lighter and don't have some Rube Goldberg rigging job.

IMHO the Alpha Comp hoody is way to heavy to be a good mountain jacket. Nice for ice climbing though.

If you need a bolt kit on Wrist Twister maybe you'd be better off clean-aiding Diedre

I can climb 5.8 in mine.

Fat Neuticles

dog balls