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  1. Kevbone, yo mama soooo fat her and her ass got different addresses.
  2. Yo mama sooooo fat, she thought Chubby Checker was a job description and sent her resume in.
  3. Kevbone, your mama soooooo fat she sweats Crisco
  4. 4 hours would be pretty slow for a speed ascent of LC, given that the Nose--which is three times the length and much more sustained--has been climbed in under 3 hours. ummmm but he's climbed the nose like a million times already and has it wired, whereas LC would have been onsight?
  5. Yo mama sooooo fat, her laptop's a tabletop
  6. Yo mama sooooo fat people rope up to cross her stretchmarks
  7. You mama sooo fat she's got more loose change in her skinfolds than there is in my couch cushions
  8. G-spotter

    Creepy?

    http://minnesotaclimbing.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=8&url=/showthread.php%3ft%3d217
  9. Yo mama so fat she stunt doubles for Jabba
  10. You mama so fat that in New Orleans, they renamed Tuesday after her.
  11. Yo mama sooooooo fat that they ran out of X's for the size label on her panties
  12. Yo mama so fat that her chins have chins
  13. http://www.clubtread.com/sforum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=19903
  14. PM me if you'd rather have me show you my genitals than my degree in private.
  15. Your momma soooo fat that when she went through Bishop, she got highballed
  16. G-spotter

    Creepy?

    I'm too lazy to type minnesodaclimbing.com into a browser and then read a couple hundred threads about turning 40-foot routes into multipitches, how much of your rack to wear to the gym, or experienced belayers looking for partners just to read creepy stalker dude's rant. i want you to do the work for me
  17. G-spotter

    Creepy?

    link?
  18. Yo mama soooo fat, her push-up bra broke both wrists
  19. Alberta is to Canada as Texas is to USA
  20. Yo mama so fat, her nickname "Spoiled Milk" cause she so white and chunky.
  21. one or the other, and for the type of tools you have, you will find leashes more useful than umbilicals.
  22. drinking urine causes anorexia? omg!
  23. yo mama sooooooo fat, she broke the springs of a futon
  24. Yeh. He thinks that faking mad will get the cock shots.
  25. This is only, what, the 4th time now that Fairweather has stamped his foot, snapped shut his purse, and vowed to pick up his toys and go home. Therefore, he'll be back sooner or later, like herpes.
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