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Your momma soooo fat that when she went through Bishop, she got highballed

I'm too lazy to type minnesodaclimbing.com into a browser and then read a couple hundred threads about turning 40-foot routes into multipitches, how much of your rack to wear to the gym, or experienced belayers looking for partners just to read creepy stalker dude's rant. i want you to do the work for me

link?

Yo mama soooo fat, her push-up bra broke both wrists

Alberta is to Canada as Texas is to USA

Yo mama so fat, her nickname "Spoiled Milk" cause she so white and chunky.

one or the other, and for the type of tools you have, you will find leashes more useful than umbilicals.

drinking urine causes anorexia? omg!

yo mama sooooooo fat, she broke the springs of a futon

Yeh. He thinks that faking mad will get the cock shots.

This is only, what, the 4th time now that Fairweather has stamped his foot, snapped shut his purse, and vowed to pick up his toys and go home. Therefore, he'll be back sooner or later, like herpes.

yo mama so fat, when she coughs her tits get seasick

i can't remember it was at the festivals 2 years ago

Upon rereading the advertisment, I have to question whether the requirement for a blue bikini, and the location of Blue Mounds State Park, is deliberate or coincidental?

It looks like you are using daisy chains as leashes. I tried that my second day iceclimbing BTW... once was enough, won't make that mistake again

yo mama so fat her muumuus get custom made by a circus tentmaker

you mama so fat the doctor has to use a seismogram instead of a stethoscope

The only thing your momma can drive is the fridge

a belt? your momma tried to use a mule team, but they only got halfway before she'd eaten the mules.

Yo mama soooooo fat, George Bush called her the Excess of Oval

the doctor told yo mama to eat more vegetables, but she kept chipping her teeth on the wheelchairs

yo mama can't even jump, stevie boy. she sprained her ass thinking about it.

and they had to go to six letters for her cup size

you mama so fat, she makes the venus of willendorf look anorexic

yo mama so fat she can't see any part of her body below the chin