G-spotter

i know your mom was only sober when her welfare checks ran out, but what does that have to do with Smarties?

1) No metric system 2) No Smarties I know there is something called Smarties in the US, but not real ones. Explain? Are these two things linked?

Both of your mamas were drunk throughout their pregnancies, and it affects your spray accordingly.

On the other hand if you ever want to hammer something, good luck with the Nomics.

yeah. we should have complained that we didn't sleep all night and then have driven home without even hiking, right J

What did you climb? everything.

Trip: Chilliwack Valley - Bah, another failure Date: 2/3/2007 Trip Report: jmace and I left Chilliwhacked at 1 AM. postholed up a logging road for several hours by headlamp. turned around when the snow under the breakable crust was consistently kneedeep and we could just barely see our objective off in the distance postholed back down to the truck at sunrise drove back here, short bivi then a giant loggers breakfast in the greasy spoon and it's raining now as a warm front came in. so much for the weather window Gear Notes: carried small rack for 13km round trip. headlamp no snowshoes Approach Notes: postholes. should have had snowshoes but didn't want to carry-over. park next to burned out car wreck. no paper plates at this time of year

if they could roast coffee beans until all that was left was a black ash and then make coffee by trickling very hot water over the ash i would drink it by preference

gonna be hideously warm and wet all this week highs of +13c and raining

tim ho's does not serve coffee they serve SWILL

no but i had a crampon stuck in my pants leg

"Dictatorships foster oppression, dictatorships foster servitude, dictatorships foster cruelty; more abominable is the fact that they foster idiocy." "Is there an E in Potatoe in Russia, too?"

i think it's better not to fall. i did self-arrest with a quark once on solid water ice just by taking a big fucking swing overhand at a passing bush as i slid by. it worked.

it's easy to roll when you are short and round, though

mittens suck. i would not include any mittens on a "best" list. otherwise, the best all-around hand wear is the one having the most fun.

You forgot to mention he's killed off Joffre and Matier too!

Squamish was awesome today Sunny Dry And EMPTY

I blame Hindus.

is the growling noise an alpine snafflecow from Granite Falls?

having part of your penis cut off didn't scar you?

A temporary cut on the head, that will heal, or a permanent injury to the sexual organs... HMMMMM nice to hear you argue yourself into knots over that one. Are you one of the "10% off" mutilated?

I don't think many adherents of the F.S.M have been convicted of crimes against children... aside from Layton.

the link was about slashing *children*. big difference from *self*-flagellation. Well how about all those Catholic pedophile priests? Not Ok to give a kid a little cut (unless it's circumcision, which is FINE, right??? ) but fine to rape them? Yeah, suuuure

You found a Neutrino and you want to return it to the owner?

Yeah Christains[sic] would never do shit like flagellate or crucify themselves eh?