G-spotter

Your mama so fat that she need two sofas to sit down

But what about the Mohammed cartoons? Would posting THOSE be OK? Cause he's just some towel headed heathen right?

Kumskyjellykozak, you shouldn't talk about your mother that way.

fuck bro where's that arctic high you said was lurking in the long-term 4cast for next week?

I'm betting Karen Carpenter Disease. Want to bet? Didn't Karen Carpenter die of anorexia? I can tell just by looking at her, whatever other fucked up issues she had, ANS wasn't anorexic.

This is an American success story. From table dancer to billionaire trophy wife, to supermodel and reality TV star, to dying young (probably of an overdose) so you will never be remembered as old and ugly... that's the ideal life story of billions of humans, right there!

who gets the billions now?

"Look at these footholds!!!" I think she's wearing an adult diaper

Mickey

I like "Quarry" because it's CRUNCHY!

Ummmm does it have something to do with Smarties and the metric system, maybe???

If you are having trouble finding carpentry work in Flagstaff, maybe you could take up chakra aligning in Sedona?

Just when you thought you were safe when not in the alpine, that at home and in the city, you might be able to avoid getting snaffled... Some genius invented the snafflecopter! Now those damn s will be able to fly anywhere. Even up to your hanging food cache And if you live in a high apartment don't be surprised to come home and find some marmots on the balcony :pagetop:

They will dry up soon enough with global warming. Pretty soon Snoqualmie Falls will look more like the Vegas Hose Monster.

I get peeved by cashiers that put the bills in your hand first and then drop a little pile of change on top of that like nuts on a sundae.

Ich lieben ein long Deutsch word

Your contribution is floccinaucinihilipilificatious.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

So many summer waterfalls are too high-volume to freeze.

Little do they know it was all North Korean-printed counterfeit $100s.

"Here's one for nostalgia fans! Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown! I'll never forget an interview I did with him years ago, when Buffalo revealed he liked to call his hockey stick "The Big Tomahawk". He usually refers to opposing players as "The Little Scalps". I thought he'd been suspended for ever."

OMG! Ban dihydrogen monoxide! Speaking of Christianity - don't forget baby Jesus turned water into wine

"It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? "

Define 'excessive'... I like how he singles out hallucinogenic drugs and not things like alcohol, which is, of course, 'socially acceptable'..... And, of course, alcohol never makes you think or believe things that aren't true or real.... it takes less acid to fuck you up over a shorter period of time - and cause permanent damage. too much alcohol over a long time can fuck you up permanently as well, of course. nice try at obfuscation, however. Why don't you tell us how many people die every year from alcohol poisoning vs. from LSD overdoses, then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayglo_Abortions